a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 man, I stopped for a drink at a convenience store yesterday drink and as I'm walking out I notice this thin, wild looking mid-30s bleached blond/brunette with short, cropped hair pumping gas into a late 90s mustang coupe with that pearl burgundy paint that seems to have come factory with peeling clear coat. She gave my tired, old Fairlane a look and made eye contact with me. I was pretty sure I could have banged her but given that I'm married and that she had the overall appearance of an STD vending machine I just drove home. Quote Link to comment
john510 Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 man, I stopped for a drink at a convenience store yesterday drink and as I'm walking out I notice this thin, wild looking mid-30s bleached blond/brunette with short, cropped hair pumping gas into a late 90s mustang coupe with that pearl burgundy paint that seems to have come factory with peeling clear coat. She gave my tired, old Fairlane a look and made eye contact with me. I was pretty sure I could have banged her but given that I'm married and that she had the overall appearance of an STD vending machine I just drove home. Where's the pic of her ass ? 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Where's the pic of her ass ?he was too busy debating whether it was worth the ensuing harassment to take a picture or if he should pick up some stds on the way home Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 he was too busy debating whether it was worth the ensuing harassment when he got home with an STD six pack and a few cans missing.... 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 ass is easy too get and I'm happily married. I was wrong to post only text in this thread though. here's my apology. 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Well.... wrong away then..... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 POST(LaDyBoyZ) $0.50 alright!!! Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 POST(LaDyBoyZ) $0.50 alright!!! Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 she had the overall appearance of an STD vending machine Yeah, but probably nothing you could not get rid of with a belt sander and some solvent. 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Yeah, but probably nothing you could not get rid of with a belt sander and some solvent. man, when you leave Korea the army runs a wire brush into your pecker's pee pee hole just to be sure you don't bring anything home to the states and that's bad enough! 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 would it kill her to smile? Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 This is her smiling - 3 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 not sure if this is photoshopped or not :rofl:! 2 Quote Link to comment
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