Uhhh yeeeeah ,, that shit ain't happenin ,, i did NOT get this fat by doing physical activites such as riding bicycles all over the god damn place.
I don't think the rules are against having bikes strapped to the top of your vehicle ,,, they just don't want you riding them around,, like HRH said. It's the same with dogs,,, you ask EVERY dog owner and they will say their dog would never pee on someones wheels,,, yet the ones that are most adamant about it,, are probably the reason there are rules against them in the first place.