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In a multitude of ways.:(

 

Oh come on it's not that bad. Why hasn't anyone jumped on this one?

http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/934109730.html

 

$250 down from $300, up for a month now. Someone could nab that for $150-200 cash easily.

 

If my hard body didn't have some idle prob I can't seem to solve, it would be me buying it.

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Gee...like that's a surprise...

 

I did meet some super nice folks in El Paso, and the scenic route (Hwy 290) when I hopped off I-10 was gorgeous when I motorcycled through there one January about 25 years ago.

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......ok....Texas is far better than Ct, but not very good in the ways of datsun parts, lol. also here is this :D

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Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

 

 

 

We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election. We'll miss you too.

 

Here is what can happen:

 

#1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States; Texas immediately secedes from the Union.

 

#2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas.

 

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

 

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

 

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

 

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

 

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

 

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

 

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications--small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

 

7. Medical Care - We have the largest research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. Dallas has some of the best hospitals in the United States.

 

8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

 

9. We have a ready supply of workers. We could just open the border when we need some more.

 

10. We have essential control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.

 

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over Chuck Norris and a couple of Texas Rangers.

 

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

 

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

 

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

 

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

 

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

 

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

 

Signed, The People of Texas

 

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

 

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!

 

One Nation Under God

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Really?My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks-so i drove her to Newark.:eek:

 

Hey now a New Jersey joke, how original and on topic.

 

The correct joke off the Tshirt that George Carlin made famous is...

"Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey."

 

My favorite was always "I caught crabs at the Jersey shore" lol

 

Newark doesn't smell either, Elizabeth smells because it refines/produces most of the tri state areas gasoline. One of the reasons we pay less for our gas then ANYWHERE in the country, according to cnn.

 

I guess living on the sun is better in some ways, but I'll never know.

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Yawn.....steers 'n' queers....etc.....etc......

 

Y'all bitched about Clinton....we got 8 years of King George. In 8 years the country will probably vote Republican again. Live with it.

 

Now, back to talkin' Datsuns, right? :D

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Yawn.....steers 'n' queers....etc.....etc......

 

Y'all bitched about Clinton....we got 8 years of King George. In 8 years the country will probably vote Republican again. Live with it.

 

Now, back to talkin' Datsuns, right? :D

 

Thank you.

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Gee...like that's a surprise...

 

I did meet some super nice folks in El Paso, and the scenic route (Hwy 290) when I hopped off I-10 was gorgeous when I motorcycled through there one January about 25 years ago.

 

 

Pete,El Paso is now a certified $hit hole.

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Hey now a New Jersey joke, how original and on topic.

 

The correct joke off the Tshirt that George Carlin made famous is...

"Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey."

 

My favorite was always "I caught crabs at the Jersey shore" lol

 

Newark doesn't smell either, Elizabeth smells because it refines/produces most of the tri state areas gasoline. One of the reasons we pay less for our gas then ANYWHERE in the country, according to cnn.

 

I guess living on the sun is better in some ways, but I'll never know.

 

It is orignal to this thread.

That was Carlin's joke-as great as Carlin was,there are other jokes.

Newark sinks worse than low tide.

CNN is wrong.

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It is orignal to this thread.

That was Carlin's joke-as great as Carlin was,there are other jokes.

Newark sinks worse than low tide.

CNN is wrong.

 

You and CNN share that in common then.

 

If Newark is that bad to you then next time your GF tells you to "Kiss her where it stinks" Just save yourself the 30hour drive and take a dip between her legs.

 

Everyone happier that way.

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You and CNN share that in common then.

 

If Newark is that bad to you then next time your GF tells you to "Kiss her where it stinks" Just save yourself the 30hour drive and take a dip between her legs.

 

Everyone happier that way.

 

I have nothing in common with the Communist New Network.Perhaps you're typing in front of a mirror?

 

Not IF,Newark is that bad-it's Newark IS that bad.A blind man being driven up the 95 knows when he's in Newark.And it is the car-jacking capitol of the country.

 

In case i'm not making my self clear...Jersey is a liberal infested $hit-hole.There is nothing,repeat NOTHING redeeming about it.Well,maybe with the exception of E-town.

It's where New Yorkers go to take a $hit.

 

There-are YOU happy now?

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I have nothing in common with the Communist New Network.Perhaps you're typing in front of a mirror?

 

Not IF,Newark is that bad-it's Newark IS that bad.A blind man being driven up the 95 knows when he's in Newark.And it is the car-jacking capitol of the country.

 

In case i'm not making my self clear...Jersey is a liberal infested $hit-hole.There is nothing,repeat NOTHING redeeming about it.Well,maybe with the exception of E-town.

It's where New Yorkers go to take a $hit.

 

There-are YOU happy now?

 

I am happy actually. Between this and your ridiculous rant about Texas you have made yourself out to be quite a person indeed.

 

I am happy that as extreme and ass backwards your opinions are, it really doesn't matter. You bitter, ignorant, ultra right wing extremists can twist and turn and run your mouths all you like, you have no power. So I'm going to sit and smile with the biggest grin (sporting all of my teeth) anyone ever saw..... for EIGHT long years to come. Enjoy.

 

Best of luck to you, you certainly need it.

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