Guest Rick-rat Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 It was so nice today and my housekeeper took my new dog for a sleepover at her place for a couple of days. So I got the brilliant idea that it would be a good time to paint the back porch since I power washed it a couple days ago and the wild thing was not here. I block off the dog door so Paco couldn't get out and went to work painting. I got down to the last step when Paco comes and runs up the stairs to the dog door.( He made an escape I was not aware of) . Since it was closed and his feet were sticking to the porch he was dancing around all over the deck. I got my sandals off and went up the wet steps to grab him, so now I have dog prints and foot prints on the stairs and the deck. I was going to tell the wife it was a doggie faux paint scheme or a fuck sway, or whatever they call that Far East design crap. Got another coat over all the prints, now just need to scrub the paint off the bottom of my feet. 4 Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 I just got sleepy. Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Can some post some tits please. Quote Link to comment
KELMO Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 I always blame the dog......but not about paint, hint hint nudge nudge Quote Link to comment
dvdswan Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 that's funny. reminds me of when I was pouring concrete for a shed, the dog hadn't bothered me all day but sure enough after I had everything all cleaned up he decided to inspect the pad. permanent paw prints in the cement now. lol 1 Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 pics! :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Can some post some tits please. 1 Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Thank you guys, a fell a sleep reading this lame ass story. Please lock this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 lol, so what, he escaped from the dog sitter's place and ran home? How far away was he? He found his way home? That's awesome.. makes me think of "Homeward Bound" Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Well, That's a minute and a half I'll never get back.... IBTL Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 She found your dog.... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Daily Randomness. 25%, Dog 'ate' my homework 25%, FML 50% Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 tits 20% And rising.... Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 A story with no pics?? :no: 1 Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Can some post some tits please. Quote Link to comment
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