datzenmike Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 It's just that I'm so hot. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Yeah well I'm in a huge Ass oven basically and I ain't naked This place would make for a nice grow room. Constant temp control. Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 I "HAD" this issue. The problem deer have is that they are far too delicious to be eating my plants. So...I have really turned this into their problem. Are you gonna be feeding everyone at your shindig? Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Are you gonna be feeding everyone at your shindig? By what he quoted though, i'm thinking that stoned fucker don't know where deer ends and genocide starts. I may have to buy my twin boys bullet proof outer wear,, in case he and Qtip come by to "help" me with my problem. :D Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 By what he quoted though, i'm thinking that stoned fucker don't know where deer ends and genocide starts. I may have to buy my twin boys bullet proof outer wear,, in case he and Qtip come by to "help" me with my problem. :D No, I can tell the difference. Deer have fur. Right? Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 No, I can tell the difference. Deer have fur. Right? Last time I checked, but around nanners house that's not going to be a dead give away. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Maybe dress them up in US issue camo. I was always good about not shooting guys on my side (very proud of that). Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 So I guess the whole trick to deer hunting is just go about your day, blast the radio, wrench on your ptoject, feed the dog and then walk 30 feet outside and shoot a deer for lunch. Its the same with duck hunting, wake up, walk down to Starbucks, get the paper walk down to the local pond/park and shoot a duck. why all this shit? 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 So I guess the whole trick to deer hunting is just go about your day, blast the radio, wrench on your ptoject, feed the dog and then walk 30 feet outside and shoot a deer for lunch. Its the same with duck hunting, wake up, walk down to Starbucks, get the paper walk down to the local pond park and shoot a duck. why all this shit? And this leads me to subject you all to a "cool story bro". I have this friend (Cliff). He is one of those guys that takes hunting WAY too serious. Like months before the season starts, he will be out sneaking around in the brush doing reconn. Well, one elk season years back, he made the huge mistake of inviting me and my Brother to go with him on opening day. We got to "the spot" at like 3:30 AM and were waiting for it to get light out. Mike and I were bored out of our minds, so we started to hit the whiskey. Pretty soon, we were being too loud, which lead to us laughing about Cliff giving us the SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH a bunch of times. Soon, Cliff had enough of our grab assery, read us the fuckin riot act and told us to leave. So, we did. It had just started to get light out at this point, Mike and I were bumbling down the logging road on our way back to civilization when this absolutely MASSIVE elk comes crashing down the bank in front of us and stops right in the road. I shut the truck off, Mike slowly opened the door, got out and shot it. Cliff drove by (with nothing) as we winching it into the back of my truck and flipped us off, which lead to even more laughter. This story has no morals. 3 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 guess it still considered a sport and actually seems like fun if you actually eat the elk, I predict cannibalism is gonna be a hot topic in 2075 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Human tastes like veal. so I've heard. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Here's what a modern day cannibal looks like Armin Meiwes, did alot of online surfing then finally took a bite, more protein than Taco Bell Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Tom Byron was a crew member? . So to speak. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 So was John Walker. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Yeah, Michael Jackson was good in that movie. 1 Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 So I guess the whole trick to deer hunting is just go about your day, blast the radio, wrench on your ptoject, feed the dog and then walk 30 feet outside and shoot a deer for lunch. Its the same with duck hunting, wake up, walk down to Starbucks, get the paper walk down to the local pond/park and shoot a duck. why all this shit? Gotta get the dumbass rednecks money somehow! A long time ago people didn't buy all that bullshit. They hunted in regular clothes, used silver, shiny guns, etc. They sure as hell didn't put deer piss on themselves and wash their clothes in special bullshit detergent! Nor did they didn't wear Mossy Oak camo or dress up their carriages, wear it out in public, and dress up their homes in camouflage. Deer have tiny brains, they are stupid. That is why they run out in front of cars. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Gotta get the dumbass rednecks money somehow! A long time ago people didn't buy all that bullshit. They hunted in regular clothes, used silver, shiny guns, etc. They sure as hell didn't put deer piss on themselves and wash their clothes in special bullshit detergent! Nor did they didn't wear Mossy Oak camo or dress up their carriages, wear it out in public, and dress up their homes in camouflage. Deer have tiny brains, they are stupid. That is why they run out in front of cars. kinda true with everything, 500 years ago if a monk found the head of a Christian, he'd bring it inside the castle, kick it around for a bit and call it soccer. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 I hunt with a nickel plated drone. 1 Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 The only deer I dropped was with my Moms Montego Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Strap this on, Blain! Quote Link to comment
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