q-tip Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Is her having a black eye with extra make up trying to cover it a must or just a bonus? 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Is her having a black eye with extra make up trying to cover it a must or just a bonus? It's a must and if she does not have one and starts to tell me about how she is "working her way through school"....I'll fix her up with one. 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 I think that this is the point where I should say I got that line from the song you posted in an effort to be slightly less creepy....buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, that's the first time I have heard it. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ok this is hands down one of the funniest thing I've ever seen, Jesus, what is it with good ol' Berkeley California drivers? Man they fucking suck. So I'm trying to take a left onto a busy ass street, some hippie in a diesel benz across two lanes is trying to take a right to where I am at, the dude totally has the right away but NO "oh, you first Datsun guy, I like you " but I can't cuz the street is too busy, soo then some gardener coming from the other direction stops on the busy street " oh you go buddy, it's Berkeley we are different " even though he has the right away, then the ho next to him slams on her breaks cuz she doesn't know whats going on,.................So what do have? 3 dipshits that all have the right away waiting for me to pull out in front of them to take my left, Hell no I'm not suicidal, so I take a right then do the most illegal flip a bitch across a double yellow and stear around the clot of retardation. The laws of driving in my opinion are based on dominant and submissive positioning for a town who's #1 pass time is chess and strapping on dildo's you would think they would have a solid grasp of this concept, but I'm always proven wrong everytime I go there. I won't even ride my bike over there, it's liberally a death wish cuz they are too nice. anyway, back to blow up dolls. Where were we? 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 If I ever actually get a lap dance the wench better have coon eyes and tears It just wouldn't be the same. I like the stripper to be crying while giving me a lap dance. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 In reality......the whole deal does nothing for me, the only way it would get more awkward is if it was a dude. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Not that there's anything wrong with that :blush: Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Never had one, never been to a strip club. Don't see the appeal, bunch if naked girls dancing around that I can't touch that I have to pay to see when I can get it online for free Been a bit since I had a female to play with and she complained I didn't play with her enough. Bout shows how my life is I guess 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Also, let me get my waistline back and shave my legs, I wanna try this awkward lap dance In reality......the whole deal does nothing for me, the only way it would get more awkward is if it was a dude. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Lap dances are good if free and not in a strip club. Example*. At a party, girl you've met, but don't yet know very well try's to get you to dance, but dancing really ain't your thing, so she decides to give you a lap dance instead. =good Going to a strip club, bargaining for $5 off a lap dance, then trying to ignore the fact that she's completely into the bulge in your back pocket only, then crying to yourself while jerking in the club bathroom. = not good. Not that I'd know. I just play chess or tour public libraries for fun. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Also, let me get my waistline back and shave my legs, I wanna try this awkward lap dance -homospyder 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 You're just jealous -homospyder lol Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Lap dances are great for guys like me who don't dance. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 My clown has a black eye..... Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 My cousin bought me a lap dance once. I guess he technically bought me a tee shirt that came with 2 lap dances. He got one, I got the other. Then he tried to keep the tee shirt. I was like "hell no punk, you bought it for me." My then fiance, now wife, made me understand why he wanted the t shirt the next morning as I was experiencing domestic violence for the first time. The stripper didn't cry or have a black eye, but I got both when i got home. 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 My stomach hurts. Bunch of us here getting paid to sit on our asses Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Does vtr ever actually say anything? All I ever see is pictures from him Also, for randomness, what the hell is with people these days? Try to be nice on the way home and tell someone they got a light out and they sit in their car and laugh instead of rolling down the window. Wtf? Dumbass kids I hope they get a fix-it ticket 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Is society just that jaded by random shootings and shit that there's no good Samaritans left or what? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 There are ones left, but they are a lot further in between than they once were. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 seems grey out there, was at the grocery store about 4 months ago, standing in line behind a couple Asian kids in school uniforms. I dropped a tomato or something right in front of my foot......... one of the girls actually reached down and picked it up for me. THAT IS HOW REMEMBERAL THE EVENT WAS. Quote Link to comment
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