metalmonkey47 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 This is a story like no other. You may have noticed by now that I love Dr.Pepper. Well, at the store the other night I picked up a few 1.5PT bottles to drink. I threw one in the freezer a few hours ago to make a slushy. I was sitting down at dinner an hour or so ago and decided I was thirsty. Reached into the freezer and pulled it out. It was mostly fluid still. Now at this point, I had started to open it after closing the door and a few moments later..... KABOOM!!!!! The bitch exploded in my hand. There was Dr.Pepper EVERYWHERE. In all the adjacent rooms. At this point, I was still regaining my hearing in my right ear and was rolling on the floor covered in Dr.Pepper laughing my fucking ass off. My dad walked into the room and just stood there. My little brother is sitting in his chair laughing like a hyena and my mom was screaming words that I though only George Carlin knew how to use properly. It's on the ceiling, the walls, the floor EVERYWHERE. Now my first reaction was OICS I MUST HAVE OICSSSSSSSSSSSS cuz I knew DTP was gonna want to see this. Well sorry guys, my dad was going to kill me if I went for my camera without cleaning it up. :( He was threatening my car so I HAD to clean it up. However I do have a pic of the ceiling above where I was :) Unfortunately, I was laughing to hard to pay attention and let it soak into the walls and stain them so I'm probably gonna have to repaint it. I just finished mopping up the floors with Purple Power from my car. Ehhh I was gonna type more. But I'm still laughing to hard and soon I'm going to be babbling incoherent bullshit. I cleaned most off the ceiling, but heres what didn't come out. Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Sounds about like the time I was at a friend's house and heard a loud bang from downstairs. Went down to find the vent top of his fermenting raspberry wine had clogged up and blew the top off, shooting raspberry froth straight up into the vaulted/angled ceiling, which then deflected it across the whole kitchen. Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I don't believe you... .. ........ .... you can't just stop enjoying those delicious 36 flavors Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I don't believe you... .. ........ .... you can't just stop enjoying those delicious 36 flavors Quote Link to comment
mellotrongirl Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 This used to happen to me at 2, 4 and 10. (Both a.m. & p.m.) Dr. Pepper is da bom, man. You either love it or you hate it. No in-betweens! It always fizzes up when first opened; even if it's been setting for awhile. The most effervescent soft drink on the planet. There's something like 150+ knock off store brands and attempted clones of the stuff...Dr. "whatever"...none of them come CLOSE...altho' I reach for Albertson's Dr. Chill once in awhile... Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 my datsun is made of blood, sweat, and dr.pepper. Quote Link to comment
Logical1 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Great story and description of the carnage :thumbup: I had the same thing happen with a bottle of beer! Exploding aluminum cans are one thing, exploding glass... Not so fun! Quote Link to comment
mellotrongirl Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Going from the flatlands up to high elevations like a ski resort w/a bunch of 2-liter bottles--that's where the fun begins Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I half like Dr. P. I never go to it for a first drink choice, but I will still drink it. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME WITH DR PEPPER BEFORE!!!!! I had a 2 liter in the freezer and it was still liquid and I just barely cracked the lid AND.... KABOOM!!! I wonder why dr peppers do that.... :huh: it was all over my house in just the same way! Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Damn I'm not alone here?? I thought I was just unlucky! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I wonder why dr peppers do that.... :huh: even Dr.Pepper hates Dr.Pepper it wasnt an accident................. it was suicide. Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 What are these "soft" drinks you speak of? Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Don't microwave eggs either. :lol: Quote Link to comment
Blitz Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Don't microwave eggs either. :lol: .....? :blink: Speaking of microwaves.....a chick got pissed off at a mircowave because she put aluminium foil in it, and said that 'the foil was fine in the oven!" Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 .....? :blink: Microwave a couple uncracked eggs and see what happens. :blink: Quote Link to comment
Blitz Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Microwave a couple uncracked eggs and see what happens. :blink: Ohh daaahahaha yeah I've done that...I dunno why I had scrambled eggs stuck in my head. Quote Link to comment
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