metalmonkey47 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 (edited) 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care 9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free Now, for the opposite: REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS 1. Women are more fun when the power goes out 2. You can't get your guitar wet 3. Ever try to screw a guitar? 4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!) 5. A guitar won't beg to be played 6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it 7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue 8. Guitars aren't very aggressive 9. A guitar won't play you back 10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream 11. A guitar won't scratch your back 12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk 13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it 14. You can't play two guitars at once 15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back) My link Edited July 29, 2010 by metalmonkey47 Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Jimi Hendrix beats on his guitars like the shamwow guy beats.... Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Jimi Hendrix beats on his guitats like the shamwow guy beats.... :rofl: :rofl: He used his wife like a slap chop... Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 :rofl: :rofl: He used his wife like a slap chop... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmNOq1KQms Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Back on topic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W9sWpd1wBU&feature=related Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 :rofl: :rofl: He used his wife like a slap chop... :rofl: didn't he "slap chop" a hooker too ? :hmm: Quote Link to comment
king bee66 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 going to say indy510 saved this thread from blowing Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Back off topic: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Indy, I am in awe. What a great tribute to you father. Kudos man! Quote Link to comment
RATDAT3 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care 9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free Now, for the opposite: REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS 1. Women are more fun when the power goes out 2. You can't get your guitar wet 3. Ever try to screw a guitar? 4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!) 5. A guitar won't beg to be played 6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it 7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue 8. Guitars aren't very aggressive 9. A guitar won't play you back 10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream 11. A guitar won't scratch your back 12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk 13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it 14. You can't play two guitars at once 15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back) My link VERY WELL SAID! I AGREE! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 b00b-wOw :w00t: 1. A guitar has a volume knob MINE GOES TO 11!!! 14. You can't play two guitars at once FAIL! if you can play guitar well, you can get all the women you want ;) Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Indy, I am in awe. What a great tribute to you father. Kudos man! he has earned a new title: buseycat Quote Link to comment
mike Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 If youre into alt country/singer songwriter stuff check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_N3bTeuWc Quote Link to comment
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