Reasons why guitars are better then woman.

[metalmonkey47]

1. A guitar has a volume knob

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

4. You can unplug a guitar

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care

9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

 

 

Now, for the opposite:

 

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

 

1. Women are more fun when the power goes out

2. You can't get your guitar wet

3. Ever try to screw a guitar?

4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)

5. A guitar won't beg to be played

6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it

7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue

8. Guitars aren't very aggressive

9. A guitar won't play you back

10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream

11. A guitar won't scratch your back

12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk

13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it

14. You can't play two guitars at once

15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)

 

 

My link

 

Edited July 29, 2010 by metalmonkey47

[INDY510]

Jimi Hendrix beats on his guitars like the shamwow guy beats....

[izzo]

Jimi Hendrix beats on his guitats like the shamwow guy beats....

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

He used his wife like a slap chop...

[metalmonkey47]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

He used his wife like a slap chop...

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmNOq1KQms

 

[INDY510]

[metalmonkey47]

 

[INDY510]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[metalmonkey47]

 

 

[INDY510]

[metalmonkey47]

Back on topic

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W9sWpd1wBU&feature=related

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[INDY510]

Back off topic:

 

 

[INDY510]

[INDY510]

[INDY510]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[INDY510]

Back on topic:

 

 

[I'm BLUE]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

He used his wife like a slap chop...

 

:rofl: didn't he "slap chop" a hooker too ? :hmm:

[king bee66]

going to say indy510 saved this thread from blowing

[metalmonkey47]

Back off topic:

 

 

 

[INDY510]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MicroMachinery]

 

 

:rofl:

[datzenmike]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Indy, I am in awe. What a great tribute to you father. Kudos man!

[RATDAT3]

1. A guitar has a volume knob

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

4. You can unplug a guitar

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care

9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

 

 

Now, for the opposite:

 

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

 

1. Women are more fun when the power goes out

2. You can't get your guitar wet

3. Ever try to screw a guitar?

4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)

5. A guitar won't beg to be played

6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it

7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue

8. Guitars aren't very aggressive

9. A guitar won't play you back

10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream

11. A guitar won't scratch your back

12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk

13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it

14. You can't play two guitars at once

15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)

 

 

My link

 

VERY WELL SAID! I AGREE!

[hang_510]

b00b-wOw :w00t:

 

 

1. A guitar has a volume knob

MINE GOES TO 11!!!

 

 

 

 

14. You can't play two guitars at once

FAIL!

 

if you can play guitar well, you can get all the women you want ;)

[hang_510]

Indy, I am in awe. What a great tribute to you father. Kudos man!

he has earned a new title: buseycat

[mike]

If youre into alt country/singer songwriter stuff check it out

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_N3bTeuWc