BRAAP Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) For the inept clueless types, keep driving your wrong-wheel-drive economy car, this thread is NOT for you! For you guys/gals that desire a true high performance driving experience but have been saddled with moms hand me down wrong wheel drive pull toy, there is hope. Somehow or another, find a way to get that sorry excuse for transportation in the driveway. Be sure the engine is off, key is removed from the ignition, and the nut behind the wheel is.. uh.. well.. uh…. behind the wheel! On the driver side, kick panel, just in front of the door will be a black “T” handle with a diagram of an automobile on it. The Interior kick panel! Ok dummy, look down and to the left! There you ago! That’s a big boy helping daddy! The diagram on the handle itself may not look anything like the car you are actually sitting in, but that is ok, don’t get discouraged. That handle is probably the correct handle for that vehicle and should work. If you are so OCD that you can’t proceed any further, then get on to eBay and find a black “T” handle that has the correct depiction of your car on it, swap it out! Now lets pull on that handle…. I said pull!!! You should feel some slight resistance, then it should pull out with an audible click/thunk/clunk, etc. If the handle did not pull out any measurable amount or make any noticeable noises, then you didn’t pull hard enough you sissy fag! (Pull up your gumby pants, were tired of looking at your Hannah Montana boxers, sissy fag!) Now step out of the car and walk over to the front of the car, (you did set the parking brake before you got out, right?) You should see the hood ajar. Not “a jar”, but “ajar”, bone head! Lift up on the hood, feeling under the front edge of the hood for another leever! No, I am not British, I just like to say leeever! Depending on your Honduh product, the leeever may need to be lifted up, pushed down, or pushed sideways! Sorry, but that is the way it is, I’m sure you have the mental capacity to figure out which direction it needs to be moved to fully release the hood latch! Once you get it open and are done crying, use the hood prop rod to hold the hood up in the air! Here is a picture of the hood prop rod for those not so mechanically inclined individuals that should not be allowed to drive in the first place! Now comes the most difficult part of this operation. You need to locate the radiator cap. It is twist on cap, usually silver in color, with two protruding bumps to aid in removal. If you find a twist on cap on the engine that reads 710 or 01L, that is NOT it! If you find a yellow cap that reads DOT3 or DOT4, that is also NOT it! Once you locate the radiator cap, push down on it, firmly, and rotate counterclockwise, to the left! Your OTHER left, idiot! OMG! Continue rotating to the left as hard as you can till it wont turn anymore. Some of you may notice a rising fog emanating from around the cap and a subsequent searing sensation on your hand. Just ignore that sensation. You will develop these neat little skin bubbles that you can pop in the next few hours! Sorta like popping bubble-wrap, but way more fun! Now with the radiator cap removed, …roll that lowly-trailer-trash-wrong-wheel drive econo box out of the driveway and pull up a true rear wheel, or all wheel drive sports car/coupe/sedan, reinstall the radiator cap, and enjoy! Edited September 5, 2009 by BRAAP Quote Link to comment
hughdogz Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Hehe! BRAAP, bringing back the insomniacs one thread at a time. :blink: :fu: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) :eek: your forgot the final and most important step!! push that shit off your nearest cliff..... and have the local FD confirm your kill Edited September 6, 2009 by Skib Quote Link to comment
Flatty Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 haha Feel better BRAAP? The LEEVER!! Quote Link to comment
yello620 Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 :D:lol: Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 :lol::D Quote Link to comment
WICKED JESTER Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 thats some funny shit :lol::lol:: Quote Link to comment
freaky510 Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 roflao:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 The cap is too small for my Z. Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 :eek: well atleast my wrong wheel drive is a nissan :fu: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 :eek: well atleast my wrong wheel drive is a nissan :fu: :lol: just drive it in reverse and we woulnt tell anyone ;) :lol: at least it has an SR Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 hehe good ol reverse Quote Link to comment
BRAAP Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) :eek: well atleast my wrong wheel drive is a nissan :fu: :lol: Yeah, because the badge on the hood somehow “fixes” wrong wheel drive.. Sorry, couldn’t resist, the door was wide open for that one… Power ON over steer, FTW, (grabbing the E-brake to “simulate” this maneuver does not count, RWD can do that, TOO!) Edited September 19, 2009 by BRAAP Quote Link to comment
MAG58 Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I like this game... Because there are plenty of wrong wheel drivers out there... Quote Link to comment
blue72 Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) Because there are plenty of wrong wheel drivers out there... Ha ha! I hadn't seen that one yet. Not quite ROTF, but definitely LOL. Edited September 19, 2009 by blue72 Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 lmao! hey braap why dont u swing by pir on the 25th to hang out for my b-day man? Quote Link to comment
BRAAP Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) What the .... does this have to so with converting FWD to RWD? Put the plastic red cup down and step away from the keg! You son have had enough! I would agree, the the-only REAL Hummer is the H1, the rest are just ricers with money! “Hey look at me! I bought an all-show hummer that might see a gravel driveway, so people can notice me for not having any real clue about the choices I make in my purchases, only that it gets me attention! Next I will spend even more money on tires and wheels that are sports car like so it gets me even more attention on the freeway, even though it will never be a true sports car and now has now off road prowess whatsoever! Money well spent don’t you think? I'm cool! Don't believe me, just ask me, I'll tell ya! I dig me!” Edited September 19, 2009 by BRAAP Quote Link to comment
BRAAP Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 lmao! hey braap why dont u swing by pir on the 25th to hang out for my b-day man? 25th, at PIR? DOOD! That is the coolest place to spend a Birthday! Happy Birthday! Any specifics about the gathering, things to bring, time, etc? Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 well i know stuff starts happening around 6 so thats when im going to try to be there.. skib should be there an i think hugh said he'd try to make it, an ofcourse a bunch of other ratsuners are suppose to come too :) heres a link to the thread.. http://forum.ratsun.net/showthread.php?t=15199 Quote Link to comment
BRAAP Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Bwahahahahaha... Mad tight body Jdm stickers... yo!... Honda boy didn't know he was slow... Stangs and mods.. Stangs and mods, I gotta have me my Stangs and mods... Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 :lol: i was waiting for you to drop thos here Quote Link to comment
BRAAP Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I made a video of this thread, sort a cheesy, I'm sure someone with media skills could've done a much better job at capturing the humor within... Quote Link to comment
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