hughdogz Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I guess his heart just couldn't "beat it" anymore. (Don't know if this was already mentioned) Quote Link to comment
hughdogz Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Ya know, he has that song "Black or white" where he says it dosen't matter if you're black or white, but it seems to matter to him. He says it was some kind of disease that made his skin turn white...:confused: IF he goes to heaven, will he be black or white? Will he have his 'fro and the rest of his nose back?! :rolleyes: Man... you don't clearly understand how fucked in the head this guy was and how much he changed until you see this: Edited June 26, 2009 by hughdogz Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 reports say he woke up in the ambulance and said "take me to childrens hospital!" Quote Link to comment
5casey1dimer0 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Apparently his last wish was to be melted down into a playstation so little boys can still play with him. I heard they were melting him down and makin him into legos for kids to play with :lol: Quote Link to comment
oldsklminitrk Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard due to the fact Micheal Jackson was 90 percent plastic he was gonna be melted down and made into Lego's so that kids can play with him instead.....thats just what I heard. Quote Link to comment
oldsklminitrk Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard they were melting him down and makin him into legos for kids to play with :lol: Damn ya beat me to it:fu: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 2eDeYe;176471']Autospy reports came back and it was a genetic heart defect that killed MJ. That damn billy gene. Kudos redeye! Quote Link to comment
djmoreron Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard due to the fact Micheal Jackson was 90 percent plastic he was gonna be melted down and made into Lego's so that kids can play with him instead.....thats just what I heard. wow did that travel fast. i got it in a text message bout an hour ago and my wife got it in an email early this morning. crazy. Moonwalker for MAME... its HILARIOUS http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=36122 Triumph the insult comic dog at the trial http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/31636/detail/ Dave Chappelle Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 i heard they where going to melt michael jackson down and turn him into legos so kids can play with him for a change Quote Link to comment
72240z Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 i heard they where going to melt michael jackson down and turn him into legos so kids can play with him for a change At least read the thread before you try and make a joke. Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Did you hear Farrah and Ed met Michael at the gates of heaven? They told him to beat it. Beat it... Quote Link to comment
610SSS Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 I heard It was food poisoning from eating a 7 year old weinie. Thats some funny sh#t:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment
woodside4032 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 I heard Michael wanted to be cremated so he could be black again Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 They found the cuase of death:Cub scouts!!He was up to two packs a day. He's going to be recycled into plastic grocery store bags.That way,he stays white,plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.:lol::blink: Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 hey it's not my fault micully culkin's favorite salad dressing is neverland ranch. you been stuck by you've been hit by a cardiac arrest oooowww! Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 c'mon give me cpr don't stop till' ya wake me up Quote Link to comment
Bandit240 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 live CNN just confirmed that Micheal Jackson has died. Farrah now Michael Jackson , whos next. I hear thing happen in 3's R.I.P sad day Well they do come in three's. Billy Mays is dead. Quote Link to comment
72240z Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Billy Mays is 4 though no? Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett then MJ now Bill and prior to Ed by only a few days was David Carradine. I think we have one more left to make 6 :-/. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 the informercials are gonna suck even more now! :( Beat it... thats more like DD :D A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?' She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions. She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch. He runs up stairs and says, 'What?' She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.' Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I heard that MJ's family saw his body at the morgue. Spokesmen said they hadn't seen him that stiff since he watched Peter Pan and Home Alone in the same night. :blink::lol::eek: Quote Link to comment
209-916 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I heard It was food poisoning from eating a 7 year old weinie. I have a conflicting report: I heard it was 12-year old nuts... Quote Link to comment
woodside4032 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 billy mays is dead. kaboom Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Well they do come in three's. Billy Mays is dead. kaboom shamWOW! Quote Link to comment
djmoreron Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 shamWOW! http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/ Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 F'kin awesome!!! "...it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one." MJ's will has been found, he left his debt to bernie madoff (:fu: and search if you dont know who he is!) Quote Link to comment
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