q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Holy fuck no shit. Gary Oldman is bigger than her arms I'm sure. I'd be afraid of breaking one of her limds just giving her a hug Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 But I bet she could make anybodies dong look massive Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 i have a hot dog for her Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 i have a hot dog for her :lol: "bun length" Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Damn tendril, pulling all the innuendo stops at once Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 But I bet she could make anybodies dong look massive I don't know, I got some Asian and white buddies that tell me stuff that would be rather embarrassing to share to me. They have to use toys to really please their ladies 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 :lol: "bun length" no guarantees Damn tendril, pulling all the innuendo stops at once no innuendo, i really did mean my dick 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I don't know, I got some Asian and white buddies that tell me stuff that would be rather embarrassing to share to me. They have to use toys to really please their ladies Not their fault their ladies have big vaginas. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 no guarantees no innuendo, i really did mean my dick hot dog in place of dick is innuendo. Where's the decomposing bird with inspirational quote for the day? My day is lacking dammit 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Not their fault their ladies have big vaginas. wouldn't know, I tend to stick to the small cooked white womens Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 They're all small for you. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'm sure. I'd be afraid of breaking one of her limds just giving her a fug 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 They're all small for you.no, not really, had a cavernous one once. Moping nice and tight, rest of it oddly absent Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 hot dog in place of dick is innuendo. Where's the decomposing bird with inspirational quote for the day? My day is lacking dammit i have been thinking of starting a thread here actually and just asking people to share real words of wisdom, not internet generated copy and pastes Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 i have already used mikes and rat wagons quotes in some Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I like the little birdie. Shit, need one for getting out of bed, some days that's seriously the hardest thing to do Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 no, not really, had a cavernous one once. Moping nice and tight, rest of it oddly absent What was regularly in there, a bone in ham? Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 What was regularly in there, a bone in ham? there was a baby in there for 9 months but other than that nothing. She was an odd one all around so it wasn't surprising just odd Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Not their fault their ladies have big vaginas. Sounds like it was someone else's fault. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Sounds like it was someone else's fault. My point exactly. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Could have been. 1 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I don't know, I got some Asian and white buddies that tell me stuff that would be rather embarrassing to share to me. They have to use toys to really please their ladies never mind the fact that Japanese and Korean women can hurl insults with all the stealth and killing power of a ninja whilst maintaining an angelic smile. 2 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Could have been. Just the tip.... 1 Link to comment
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