bananahamuck Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 My computer is so old i changed out the hard drive yesterday and just for shits and giggles i took it apart.. 4 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I am starting a crowdfund to pay for a chicken salad sandwich. I got a buck for that. 1 Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 The crowdfunding post has to be the troll post of the year, if not the century! I bit, but, fuuuucccckkkk, even it is semi legitimate, what an all time matress cumstain the op is! 1 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 MM Update: The days are long and the nights are hard. Something like that, maybe the other way around. MM still has a Datsun but now he bought a rolling vagina with 4 wheels. Introducing........ the new and improved.................. Dr.Pepper drinking................. women loving......................... bieber hair flipping....................... ride of 2015........................... The top down, Katy Perry blasting, I-didn't-get-what-I-want-for-christmas supercharger whining Mini Cooper. 5 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 What did your folks say when you came out? 6 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Your car, just like when you go to the beauty salon...the Works. 2 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Thanks guys. My mom actually likes it alot. She actually wants to fuckin drive it. THE FUCK MOM? This car has gotten me laid, true story. How backwards from gay is that? 2 Link to comment
maltese Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Yeah. I have a Mini (base). Chicks dig the gayness of it. It's the opposite of compensating for having a little dick. Go figure. Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Yeah. I have a Mini (base). Chicks dig the gayness of it. It's the opposite of compensating for having a little dick. Go figure. Weird right? The community around the Mini's is so much like Datsun's and I love it. Such an old school mentality. The guys are great. Plus the chicks love it. Especially when you pull out of their neighborhood and all you smell is tire smoke. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 This car has gotten me laid, true story. How backwards from gay is that? Unless you're fucking dudes. You know the rules. Pics or... 2 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Unless you're fucking dudes. You know the rules. Pics or... You still got my phone#? If not you're missing out :rofl: Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 i dont want to see pics of dude ravishing each other 2 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 This car has gotten me laid, true story. How backwards from gay is that? Yeah but rooting Trevor the local quarry worker doesn't count. ^_^ 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 You still got my phone#? If not you're missing out :rofl: Dude. I texted you last year. I got a "who's this?" back in reply. I deleted it that fast. You should still have mine. It's in the top 5 list of easiest numbers to remember. I think mine is tied for 3rd with Skib. Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm pretty sure the convertible only came in pink, so that's a fucking great paint job. 1 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm pretty sure the convertible only came in pink, so that's a fucking great paint job. I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the color of vagina, because it's a convertible. And yes it comes with one, just in case you don't already have one. Dude. I texted you last year. I got a "who's this?" back in reply. I deleted it that fast. You should still have mine. It's in the top 5 list of easiest numbers to remember. I think mine is tied for 3rd with Skib. Dude I got a new phone because mine got destroyed and I lost all of my contacts. You should have tried to troll me, I would have figured you out quick! Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 On the topic of phone, I've already destroyed my new one. Dropped it while helping a buddy weld trusses on the Yota diff going in his 521 rock crawler. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 i dont want to see pics of dude ravishing each other I completely agree Link to comment
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