Sealik Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 My dog Sam eats purple flowers 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Fuckin phone camera. My phone came with family members, I pretend they are mine 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 I'm just pissed because I think my phone takes better pictures than my 'real' camera. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 My phone does take better pics than my digital camera (why it's in a drawer, covered in dust) RVD. I'd knock the bottom out of your fake wife. Just sayin'. 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 It's gonna be a long time til the looks start fading on that women. She might have a really deep voice tho. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Give two months as my girlfriend, she would start to look shitty and gain 30 pounds. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 thats the only way to really hang on to them Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Give two months as my girlfriend, she would start to look shitty and gain 30 pounds. You must have dated every girl that went to my high school. 3 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 My next one, I'm gonna do time laps photography on. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 i want it Not a lot of room for error on that course. Looks like a quick adrenaline rush! Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 that shit looks nuts, almost like they sped up the camera, why do race cars have that KLA KLA KLA sound? Crazy compression? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 I see a lot of people with pet snakes and spiders. I think I will try and one up them by packing around a pet wasp nest. 1 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Give two months as my girlfriend, she would start to look shitty and gain 30 pounds, and smell like garbage. 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 I knew it was over with my ex, when she asked "do you want to do a little coke? " and the light just hit the wrong angle. Saw 35 years into the future and plotted an exit door that took one year to build. 2 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 i knew it was over with my ex when she said "no i will not do coke and have an orgy " 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 So here's some randomness. About a year and 9 months ago I broke up with my last ex girlfriend. She told me towards the end of the relationship that I am easy to fall in love with but hard to love. Now, I just kinda passed this off as bitchy ex girlfriend talk back then but the other day (and by other day I mean last night) I came to the realization that I am high maintenance as all get out. I started thinking and yeah, I'm extremely high maintenance. Hard to hold my attention on much and once I get something or get something where I want it I'm quick to move on. I ain't got no reason to lie, it's just the way I am right? So I started putting two and two together and yeah, I understand what that crazy girl was talking about. I'm an the embodiment of what the horoscopes consider a Leo to be, like down to a t I am it. Why does anybody even want to be with me? I don't get it. The sad thing is, my ex wife continually wants to get back with me even though she has been in a relationship with me (a couple times) and has left me more then once and had me leave her more than once. Yes this is not stuff y'all need nor care to know but I just thought I would share since I'm getting paid way to much money to sit on my bum right now and post this. Thank god for daily time and a half Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 It's cuz you make money, they will tolerate anything for that. 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Dude I don't make that much. My ugly Ass with my asshole personality. I should have to be making like 7 figures to have a female willing to put up with me. At least that's my opinion Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Kinda cool how high the production was on that. But aren't Legos made out of oil?? I am not sure they would sell as many if they made them outta corn cobs,, unless your kids were really into rafts . 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Dude I don't make that much. My ugly Ass with my asshole personality. I should have to be making like 7 figures to have a female willing to put up with me. At least that's my opinion well maybe you have a magnetic personality, theres so many different types of women. Many will take confidence over looks any day. I've noticed that the women who prefer pretty boys tend make good money and wanna wear the pants, by the time they hit 30 they'll take stability over metro sheikh. Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Kinda cool how high the production was on that. But aren't Legos made out of oil?? I am not sure they would sell as many if they made them outta corn cobs,, unless your kids were really into rafts . Yeah,that irony was not lost on me. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Well I do have a big head. But I hate the way I look. Have gotten into multiple arguments over the years about it. And there is a musquito trying to feed off of my bike right now well maybe you have a magnetic personality, theres so many different types of women. Many will take confidence over looks any day. I've noticed that the women who prefer pretty boys tend make good money and wanna wear the pants, by the time they hit 30 they'll take stability over metro sheikh. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 1989 FZR 600 - I WANT THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know nobody on ratsun likes vintage rice rockets but they will one day. Running fzr 600 with clean title. Vance and Hines edition. 26,722 miles. Currently non-opped so no dmv backfees. Great bike, embarrass modern sport bikes with a homologation classic.$1350 OBO Well I do have a big head. But I hate the way I look. Have gotten into multiple arguments over the years about it.And there is a musquito trying to feed off of my bike right now 2 Quote Link to comment
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