smoke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 I forgot to save the paper from that day....so you get an iphone oic of todays..... But how do we know you didn't build a time machine and....... I dunno, I'm too tired to come up with anything even remotely clever. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 If you hadn't said drink it looks like lube in the oics,, and your touching it. So ask the owner of plates do they do 69 after anal,,, because that just sounds nasty. I thought it was lube too..... 1 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 it helps with the polishing of her turd cutter Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 If you hadn't said drink it looks like lube in the oics,, and your touching it. So ask the owner of plates do they do 69 after anal,,, because that just sounds nasty. It does look like lube now that you mention it.....if it was I'd be even more excited...... Best thing I ever found was a glow-in-the-dark dildo in some hot chicks trunk....along with thongs and bikinis..........oh man she was hot.....going off to college down south!!! :w00t: .........had to take a bathroom break after that lube job..... I think the lady that owns that plate is around your age Nanner..........and in my opinion......you are much sexier :wub: 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 The garbage in my kitchen trash can stinks. Someone needs to come take it out for me. Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 buy a goat Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 I did, the goat is stoned and laying next to me in front of the tv. He only eats Cheetos now. Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 sounds like he needs some strange to get him up...... Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 I was thinking maybe a lion to chase the goat into the kitchen to eat the garbage. Then a gorilla trained in kung-fu to chase off the lion. Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 ...but then you would have to feed them..... in turn........creating more garbage.... Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 Fuck, maybe just turn this place into an official landfill and skip it all. Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 You could start charging to collect garbage.....fuck it... Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Or worse, at some time the goat, lion, and gorilla will have to crap, thereby making an even bigger mess and far worse smell than the garbage! That's why I keep my garbage can out of the kitchen in the closed off laundry room next to the kitchen! Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Does anyone else find this arousing? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 I didn't watch it, but yes. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Fuck, maybe just turn this place into an official landfill and skip it all. put your place on air b & b then go travel. you might wanna hide a few things tho. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Anything worth hiding is worth taking with me. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Some friends and I did an air b&b and lets just say we found the photo albums. 1 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 and no pics?....smh Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 I put your place on air b & b then go travel.you might wanna hide a few things tho. This idea was dead from the start. If he put it on Air B&B he'd have to take the trash out first. Kind of defeats the whole point, cuz if you take the trash out you might as well stay. At least until it fills back up and starts stinking again. Then it back to the lion, etc. 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Now that's a mind for business at work. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Clean apartments are vacant apartments, invite a dozen ladies over, that will inspire. 1 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 my friend had me switch the distributor on his bug to electronic and I fuckin put the wires on the wrong side of the coil............................... son of a bitch......... Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 fried the ign module? Quote Link to comment
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