HRH Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Actually, she's just taking in a deep breath because I snuck up behind her in that photo. Das goot! :D Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I almost did as well; but then I realized she was holding in her gut, pushing out her chest, and tucking her wang. HAVE FUN YO! LULLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ oh damn Jason that shits coooold and funny Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 And Wild picks the donkey-kicked girl for a fourth straight time in a row! The crowd goes wild! And once again a Male Nurse can't tell the difference betweeen an elbow and an asshole! Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 She looks like Miranda Lambert with DDD's son! Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 She looks like Englebert Humperdink with DDD's son! Fixed! ;) Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I love how fuckin picky you guys on the interwebz are............any one of us would fuckin trip shit up trying to step correct to ANY ONE of those women...........Ugly bitches anyhow. I like how Hardwyre picked the only one with a stiff upper lip LOLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 And once again a Male Nurse can't tell the difference betweeen an elbow and an asshole! I tend not to get too close to either; but since you're such the experienced Asselbowhologist, proceed. I love how fuckin picky you guys on the interwebz are............any one of us would fuckin trip shit up trying to step correct to ANY ONE of those women...........Ugly bitches anyhow. I like how Hardwyre picked the only one with a stiff upper lip LOLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ Like getting a blowjob with a washboard, hell ya! Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I tend not to get too close to either; but since you're such the experienced Asselbowhologist, proceed. Like getting a blowjob with a washboard, hell ya! Need to get a BJ from a girl with dentures, nothing hits the spot like the gums!! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Need to get a BJ from a girl with dentures, nothing hits the spot like the gums!! Bill's offering? I didn't think your town was that small. Ran out of women, sheep, and trucker-trolls already? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 SHIT! I see 4 beers there. I'll take any of the 8 of themz! Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Bill's offering? I didn't think your town was that small. Ran out of women, sheep, and trucker-trolls already? LOL and you assume my town isn't packed with gorgeous women! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 LOL and you assume my town isn't packed with gorgeous women! That aren't packed with weiner supplied by me and #10? Nope. Your ship has sailed. Quote Link to comment
motavated Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I almost did as well; but then I realized she was holding in her gut, pushing out her chest, and tucking her wang. HAVE FUN YO! I like them thick... And tall.... And with my beer... Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 That aren't packed with weiner supplied by me and #10? Nope. Your ship has sailed. LOL go ahead and come up here and show me how to level the playing field! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 LOL go ahead and come up here and show me how to level the playing field! Wouldn't be fair. Hardwyre can't keep stealing Viagra from work. His supply and yours? C'mon. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 LOL, never had them kind of problems. Glad you and scrubs got the penis pills on lock tho..... Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dude. I live in the stix too. And I'm married. More sheep than opportunity 'round here. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dude. I live in the stix too. And I'm married. More sheep than opportunity 'round here. With all the influx of people moving from the city, the last 5 years has our county brimming with gorgeous women of all ages too. I was married as all this was happening, and that is why I am definitely digging it around here being single. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 If something happens, I'm going your way. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 God may have blessed texas, but he hooked us up here. If there were only good jobs LOL Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 I'll take a shitty one...just need to get paid well. Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Damn, I was gone when this thread was made. Yes still a hall monitor, with over 2600 posts. And after looking at that girl, who needs to let her hair down, I tried reading the shirt and got stuck on the second line. I finally was able to read that shirt, and while some might agree, eh there is a time for that... 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Boys, the fuckery goes in the insomniacs thread. This one has a shelf life. Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 First, every girl in that picture had some kind of flaw. Top left looks like an ex junky stripper/low budget porn star, top right looks like she used to be fat and had liposuction but still stores food in her blimp sized cheeks, bottom left looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick (great tits though), and bottom right looks like she was born without a lower jaw and had it replaced with part of the nearest Bratz doll they could find, as well as her Superdome sized hair and her T-ball sized face. Would I destroy guts on all? Well, ya... With the lights out. Second, fuckery does go in insomniacs, but its nice to have a thread once in a while where all posts are related, not just random memes and videos. Quote Link to comment
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