flatcat19 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 How did I miss this? I must've won a Special Olympics race to not have noticed. :P Go Bill. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 How did I miss this? I must've won a Special Olympics race to not have noticed. :P Go Bill. Go forward in peace! Enjoy the lulz and the win! I am very excited about this....I am heading to the bar tonight, so this is going to be a pretty big deal! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Go forward in peace! Enjoy the lulz and the win! I am very excited about this....I am heading to the bar tonight, so this is going to be a pretty big deal! I will continue to shake my noggin from the left to the right for you. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I will continue to shake my noggin from the left to the right for you. I willl pray for you....and continue with lulzing......I really am jazzed to perform a wedding! Maybe when its skibs time, we shall see! Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I willl pray for you....and continue with lulzing......I really would like to jizz on skib we shall see lulz then!!! fixed Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I'm curious what sort of service Father Wild is going to have Sunday morning at CanDy next year. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I'm curious what sort of service Father Wild is going to have Sunday morning at CanDy next year. One can only hope there is Boobies and Beer involved :D Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 All will gather around the bbq, the hungover, the almost awake and still drunk alike. There will be some music, probably Seger, and story time with Jason, live! Then there will be a Ratsun salute photo-op, which I will dub "shout at the devil". Then I will be passing out special kool-aid that all must drink......... 1 Quote Link to comment
Creepy Cruiser Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 LOL, this is funny, I love it. Congrats dude! I've been for over 20 years, and it's a blast (since you're not a stuffy type, lol). Have fun with your new power. btw, It's all fun and games, until you go to do the paperwork for Idaho (after performing the wedding), I don't know who came up with it, but it's a PITA, compared to other states, lol. Good luck and let me know if you have any questions. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Lol, I will only perform celestial marriages.......however you MUST do funerals with you ride, creepy! Quote Link to comment
Creepy Cruiser Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Nope, I don't do the funerals, they are such a drag, lol. I just do crazy and goofy weddings and such. Quote Link to comment
mklotz70 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 That's some heavenly body but I'm holding out for 76 virgins.. ...ummm...76 virgin sheep? dogs? little boys? They'd better be a bit more specific before I get excited about the idea of that reward! :) Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 ...ummm...76 virgin sheep? dogs? little boys? They'd better be a bit more specific before I get excited about the idea of that reward! :) The Qur'an specifies 76 virgins and... Koran 52:24 Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded. Koran 56:17 Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness. .... so young boys too. I can assume if there were boys there would be houris as well. Quote Link to comment
mklotz70 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 ..hhmmm.....again....the definitions say the houris are good looking companions.....doesn't say they have to be female. :) Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 That's the beauty of this religion, it has something for everyone's taste. But like Christianity, has little for women. Don't expect to see a woman pope too soon. As far as I'm concerned religion-wise we are still in the dark ages. Quote Link to comment
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