LCDC Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Okay, lets try a new experiment with story telling. instead of doing three words, everyone add a sentence to the story. It can be as long as you want, no limitations on words. Lets see where this one goes. If no one likes my idea and it don't take off, then the admins can delete the thread altogether.:rolleyes: I was driving home from canby sunday afternoon, when all to my surprise, I blew a tire and had to pull over. Quote Link to comment
hitch Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A skunk came out of the ditch and chased me down the road. Quote Link to comment
hitch Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Just as a hot French Canadian Chic in a 350 zed ex pulled over to see if I needed help. Quote Link to comment
lukey Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I seemed to get lightheaded and blurry visioned. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I blacked out and fell to the ground, only to wake up... Quote Link to comment
stilltwisted Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 as she had a strong grip on the shaft of my lug wrench?? Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 "Excuse me, Miss.. Just what do you think you're doing, here?" I asked quizzically, noticing that the deep blues of her eyes matched up perfectly with the long, dirty-blonde hair cascading down her slender shoulders and ending just above her slighty-hairy beer belly. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 She replied, "I was going to help you change the spark plugs, is this the correct wrench?" :D Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 she replied, without missing a breath "i am here to torque your nuts." Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 "Or I could check yer head for being warped", she cooed Quote Link to comment
Shonuff Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 heatedly i said, "dont make me smack you ho". Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 as i got the baby powder out and put it on my hand Quote Link to comment
LCDC Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 she asked me, "would you like to go for a ride in my 350 zed ex to go get your tire fixed?" Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I replied,"I got everything I need right there in my Datto, How about you go for a ride with me?" Quote Link to comment
stilltwisted Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and i told her to bend over and ill drive,, Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 She laughed and drove away, after I told her I had an Inline 4 with a dogleg and short shifter lever... Quote Link to comment
LCDC Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Still wondering about the slightly hairy beer belly, and reeking of skunk, I proceeded to change my tire. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 suddenly i realized... that :cursing: bitch took my lug wrench! Quote Link to comment
LCDC Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 So here I am, stranded on the side of northbound I5, with a flat tire, and no lug wrench to change it with. Quote Link to comment
Moisabamf Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and to my surprise, datzenmike is rolling by ! Quote Link to comment
stilltwisted Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 damn him,, he keept rolling just pointing and laughing!!! Quote Link to comment
LCDC Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 But I yelled at him, told him he was number one the whole time I chased him down the road, which was about 100 feet until i ran out of breath because I've let myself get out of shape driving datsuns all these years. Quote Link to comment
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