When I was younger and my "parental units" still had a house phone. We would get calls for a grocery store. One day Pappy and I were sittin around shootin the shit and the phone rang. I answered and the guy on the other end asked if this was the Red Apple Grocery, I said no it was just close to our number and gave him the correct number for the Gorcery. We didnt even start talking again by the time the phone rang again. I answered "Good morning, Red Apple Grocery. This is Dave, how may I help you?" Guy was like "Hello, I need directions to your store." Was almost laughing too hard to say that I was just messin with him! Funnies phone call EVER!