3 Blondes were walking thru the forest, when they came across some tracks. The first blonde said that they are deer tracks, the second blonde thought they were moose tracks. The third blonde got hit by the train!
There was a farmer that had alot of labor workers. A traveling salesman stopped by to try to sell him farm work robots. Reluctant at first, he made the salesman give him the robots for a trial run. After the first week he was sold on the robots, called the salesman to come pick up his check. After the transaction the salesman left, but someone in an car he didnt recognize. It was a woman that drove the road just off his land. She told him a story about her being blinded by the sun glaring off the shiny robots whyle driving to work in the morning, and asked him to do something about it. That night he went into the barn when the robots were charging, and painted them all black. The next day only one of them showed up for work!