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Z-train

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  1. Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK! The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30. Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!" A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?" "No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun." A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.” “That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.” A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor. I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex
  2. Gearhead is correct.And I have made up nothing.Once again I am correct.
  3. If you see no wet spots,then something is leaking internally-MC,caliper,wheel cylinder.
  4. Hard lines will last longer...MUCH longer.If youare losing pressure and you see nothing wet,then the lines are NOT your issue.Last but not least(maybe),no line you have made will be DOT approved.Long lengths of braided line would make me nervous.
  5. Maybe.But the ride then goes south.Plus the itre wasn never designed to be mounted that way. Aesthetics are subjective."Pros" are a tangible.
  6. Z-train

    Muffler options?

    Flowmasters are possibly the worst muffler on the planet.Magna flow or Walker turbo-and get the biggest one that will fit.
  7. I'm also looking for a U-67 head.And i have a Closed chambered A-87.
  8. "Attach buggered Toyota here".Now that's funny.
  9. Z-train

    810!

    I have something close.But thanks anyways.
  10. Z-train

    810!

    Well,i got the dreaded e-mail.NLA. DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
  11. Z-train

    Wanna help?

    The L motor is one of the most reliable engines in HISTORY.They are responsible for Datsun kicking Detroit's ass.
  12. Put it on a dyno and i will guarantee you that the power curve drops like a stone around 6000.Cam is irrelevant.The heads don't flow worth a shit.
  13. Your borderline too big.And that Z-24 isn't make much power above 5500.
  14. Here's the rink i worked in from 77 to 83.Better pick-up joint than any bar on the planet.
  15. Z-train

    810!

    Early 810 guys-heater core hoses are still available and sitting on the shelf in Japan.I just ordered mine from Courtesy: CourtesyParts.com ------------------------------------------------------ Order Number: 307523 Detailed Invoice: https://www.courtesyparts.com/account_history_info.php?order_id=307523 Date Ordered: Friday 01 February, 2013 Products ------------------------------------------------------ 1 x HEATER-INL (27180-U7700) = $31.35 ------------------------------------------------------ Sub-Total: $31.35 United Parcel Service (UPS Ground): $11.22 Total: $42.57
  16. Z-train

    810!

    That's all that changed,so-you're right.It's a 910.
  17. Z-train

    810!

    A 910 is a Maxima.
  18. 1) Faulty logic.The engineers designed the motor to meet certain standards and what the motor needed to reach those goals. 2) Yes,exhaust flow is a "constant",not like water from a hose,but in relative terms it is a constant.Comparing two strokes is just as bad as comparing diesels.
  19. I'm running a 2.25 head pipe on my 2.3 stroker.Plenty of pipe-any bigger and it would hurt it.
  20. X3 And i'd love to hear them bitch about the ink when they hit their late 30's.
  21. Diasagree-It's one of the worst i've read.He can't even get the definition of "fart can" right.He makes assumptions and blanket statements.Really NFG. Exhaust gases leave the head around 1400 degrees.By the time they reach the muffler,they are down to 1000 degrees.Bigger pipes as you head towards the rear of the vehicle are not needed.
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