(INSOMNIACS) balls deep.

[RatVonDude]

I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner.

[bananahamuck]

 

 

 

[smoke]

I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner.

I only drive high when it's a 15 ton military vehicle I'm in, that way I'm safe.

[RatVonDude]

^ what country would that be in . .....?

[RatVonDude]

Arizona??

[q-tip]

Have an old 5 ton military truck then smoke?

[bananahamuck]

Smokes European vacation video.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SkxLCZz_o

[smoke]

I spotted one for sale just outside of Woodland along the freeway, I wanted it, but shit man, I have SO much stuff as it is.

[smoke]

[Chuck Most]

It's okay, man - if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.

 

I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner.

 

May be true, but operating a hovercraft is damn near impossible under the best of circumstances.  :rofl:

[smoke]

May be true, but operating a hovercraft is damn near impossible under the best of circumstances.  :rofl:

That's no shit. I owned one of those little personal ones for about 5 minutes. Fucker tried to kill me like 3 times...No sir, I didn't like it.

[RatVonDude]

Hoover craft? Tha fauh? I wanna kinda NOT try,

[bananahamuck]

I was only talking about when i try landing my spaceship in an interstellar transport station.

[smoke]

Yeah, I took it on part trade for something and it seemed 'neat' until I tried it. You have to be able to see the future to drive the fucking thing.

[smoke]

I was only talking about when i try landing my spaceship in an interstellar transport station.

oh, well, yeah, that's fine.

[RatVonDude]

Can honestly say I suck ass at all water sports besides lady's ballet photography. Something about propellers water gas and rope= jaws 4 blood bath or drowning.

[smoke]

Not a fan myself, I sink like a rock.

[Chuck Most]

Remember that episode of Top Gear (BBC) when they said -If you see a tree... you're going to hit it. If you try to steer, it won't steer and you'll hit the tree, if you try to stop the hovercraft will dig into the ground and eject you into the tree"? That's been my personal experience with hovercraft. I'd hate to try taming one while impaired.

[Chuck Most]

Can honestly say I suck ass at all water sports besides lady's ballet photography. Something about propellers water gas and rope= jaws 4 blood bath or drowning.

Hey! Ass sucking and watersports....

 

 

...oh, wait, you meant something else...

:blush:

[smoke]

Remember that episode of Top Gear (BBC) when they said -If you see a tree... you're going to hit it. If you try to steer, it won't steer and you'll hit the tree, if you try to stop the hovercraft will dig into the ground and eject you into the tree"? That's been my personal experience with hovercraft. I'd hate to try taming one while impaired.

I never saw that one, sounds hilarious, I'm gonna find it right now.

[Chuck Most]

Yeah- basically they said "If you see the tree in a hovercraft, you're going to hit it... with or without the hovercraft."

[smoke]

Yep. I have been unloaded off of the big jobs like the one in the vid, talk about an ear blowing, face snadblasting ball of fun that was.

[Chuck Most]

I can imagine. Inertia can be a cold hard bitch.  :sick:

[q-tip]

That wasn't the hover van episode's was it?

 

And if you haven't seen that one, you need to

[Chuck Most]

I don't think so- they were testing various recreational vehicles- dirt bikes, quads, and stuff like that. James May sat most of them out because he'd recently had surgery on his ass.