RatVonDude Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner. Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner. I only drive high when it's a 15 ton military vehicle I'm in, that way I'm safe. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 ^ what country would that be in . .....? Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Have an old 5 ton military truck then smoke? Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Smokes European vacation video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SkxLCZz_o Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I spotted one for sale just outside of Woodland along the freeway, I wanted it, but shit man, I have SO much stuff as it is. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's okay, man - if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight. I drive good stoned. Do allota canyon riding on ricer bike stoned out the gourd, can sense the deer around the corner. May be true, but operating a hovercraft is damn near impossible under the best of circumstances. :rofl: 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 May be true, but operating a hovercraft is damn near impossible under the best of circumstances. :rofl: That's no shit. I owned one of those little personal ones for about 5 minutes. Fucker tried to kill me like 3 times...No sir, I didn't like it. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Hoover craft? Tha fauh? I wanna kinda NOT try, Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I was only talking about when i try landing my spaceship in an interstellar transport station. Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yeah, I took it on part trade for something and it seemed 'neat' until I tried it. You have to be able to see the future to drive the fucking thing. Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I was only talking about when i try landing my spaceship in an interstellar transport station. oh, well, yeah, that's fine. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Can honestly say I suck ass at all water sports besides lady's ballet photography. Something about propellers water gas and rope= jaws 4 blood bath or drowning. 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Not a fan myself, I sink like a rock. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Remember that episode of Top Gear (BBC) when they said -If you see a tree... you're going to hit it. If you try to steer, it won't steer and you'll hit the tree, if you try to stop the hovercraft will dig into the ground and eject you into the tree"? That's been my personal experience with hovercraft. I'd hate to try taming one while impaired. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Can honestly say I suck ass at all water sports besides lady's ballet photography. Something about propellers water gas and rope= jaws 4 blood bath or drowning. Hey! Ass sucking and watersports.... ...oh, wait, you meant something else... :blush: 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Remember that episode of Top Gear (BBC) when they said -If you see a tree... you're going to hit it. If you try to steer, it won't steer and you'll hit the tree, if you try to stop the hovercraft will dig into the ground and eject you into the tree"? That's been my personal experience with hovercraft. I'd hate to try taming one while impaired. I never saw that one, sounds hilarious, I'm gonna find it right now. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yeah- basically they said "If you see the tree in a hovercraft, you're going to hit it... with or without the hovercraft." Link to comment
smoke Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yep. I have been unloaded off of the big jobs like the one in the vid, talk about an ear blowing, face snadblasting ball of fun that was. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I can imagine. Inertia can be a cold hard bitch. :sick: Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 That wasn't the hover van episode's was it? And if you haven't seen that one, you need to Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I don't think so- they were testing various recreational vehicles- dirt bikes, quads, and stuff like that. James May sat most of them out because he'd recently had surgery on his ass. Link to comment
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