.sunlover Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I've got yet another 1979 datsun 620 story, my 521 i've never driven outside the neighborhood yet, and my new stories are in one ford or another, and now i'm older, just not as thrilling or I could implicate myself.... Haha, kidding (or am I?) :) Just so I don't bounce around, I'll start with a quick one where I was in my friends Mistubishi Mirage. Slow and automatic, but my friend wasn't feeling alright to drive, so I drove. red light, 2 lanes into 1 i'm in the lane that didn't end. We slow motion raced to the merge, and believe it or not, I was slightly ahead by then, and the guy unsuccesfully tried to swing me out of my lane instead of yielding like he was supposed to, so he got the finger as I drove by :)..... Fast forward a few years, far from being done being a punk kid...... I'm heading towards Mcguyver park with that buddy to meet another buddy and river tube and what not. Along those rural country roads, I get behind a similat year ford courier, just beat to hell. Besides leaving his lane, he was going between 65 and 25 depending on how steep the hill is. Dood was definately drunk, and I just wanted to get aroung him and away before he crashed into something. (No cell phones for most people back then) I give him space and wait until it's a good and legal passing zone, and whip around him, not getting close to him when I did. That's why I was so suprised when all of a sudden this guy that was barely awake, much less in a hurry was right on my ass. I tell my friend how unusual I thought that was, and look over at him, and he was a greenish white color, and I ask him wassup. He looks sick and says "Welllll.... I flipped him off." I say "What the hell are you doing flipping people off for?" He says "Well, you did in my car." I tell him "That's because I was driving, and any shit I got myself into would have come down on me, not you, and I'd be fighting, or driving us out of it." He says "Sorry" and doods really close to my truck, but probably not as close as he thinks, so I decide to ignore him, and just hope he gets bored with us, and slows back to his previous drunken pace. He doesn't, he actually pulls along side of me, so drunk he's kind of holding himself up with his steering wheel. He's trying to look innocent, motioning for us to pull over, and I can see in his eyes his plans are quite the opposite, and besides there's only one reason I can think of that he'd be so anxious to confront 2 people and all he seems worried about is getting us to stop here, where there's no people around. We aren't your typical fatty, slow punching bags, and don't look like we are, so i'm thinking "GUN". My truck is running strong, and I've got eagle gt+4 cop pursuit tires they were running back then on the back of my truck. The answer of course was don't stop for nuthin'. I continued ignoring him, until he pulled a little in front (I thought he was gonna pass us and get more beer or something besides continue to fuck with us) He instead pulls into my lane, instead of stopping like most would have, I pass him in the roadside gravel, nearly into the ditch. get pavement under me, and take off a bit. He is definately giving chase, the best he can, and I'm coming up to a stop sign, and this could be the end of the driving part of the story if I wasnt carefull, so I slowly roll up to the sign, hoping he won't be ready for what i'm about to do, see there's no cars, and clutch in, rev up to 6000rpm and drop the clutch knowing these tires won't break free, and how hard that'd be on the drivetrain, but they do slowburn a bit, while me and my friend suck into the bucket seats, power shift second at 6500rpm, check the rear view, and seeing that, he gives up, and just turns the other way, can't follow that :). Datsuns are not indestructable though, just nearly indestructable. rolling around at 10mph, the rear end had this new BIG wobble, and it took a day or so to smooth out, The truck was high geared, so when, I eventually needed 5th, there was a grinding sound, and I just didn't use 5th anymore, but planned on needing a new tranny eventually. Drove it around 3-4 months like that, then the cops got all serious on me, and I traded it for a 510 project I still have (2 door :)) The guy I traded it to drove it hard, and it was the rear end that blew, almost immediately, the tranny was fine. Do you guys ever notice how many datsun dave's there are? 521 was from david, 620 to, and 510 from another dave, another dave is a datsun ninja, working on some 1200s now, and he was telling me about how many datsun daves he's met, none of them the same daves I know. Ya, Ya, I know, trailed off there at the end, damn, A.D.D. I just hope -THIS- story doesn't offend some of our more sensitive readers. Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 tl;dr paragraphs man, paragraphs. then maybe ill read it, maybe. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 tl;dr paragraphs man, paragraphs. then maybe ill read it, maybe. agreed Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 break it up! I have a 17 inch laptop and that looks cluttered. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Damn man, thats one hell of a story. Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Decided not to reply to that after all :) Just separated the paragraphs. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 ok now indentation's please.... Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 ok now indentation's please.... oh, fuckryin' out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just put away your pride and buy the damn glasses :) 1 Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Daves Not Here ~Chong~ Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 i like your datsun stories :) you gotta come to canby! we can all gather around the bbq and you can tell these stories :) Quote Link to comment
bob72gts Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 a bump just because I didn't want to be "blessed" anymore Quote Link to comment
PurePontiacKid Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm pretty sure you can't indent on a forum anyways... Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 i like your datsun stories :) you gotta come to canby! we can all gather around the bbq and you can tell these stories :) I'll be there!!! Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'm pretty sure you can't indent on a forum anyways... ........Oh quite the contrary, it is very possible to indent on a forum. In 1683, a Japanese/Irish/Somalian Noble Man from France invented what he called a "tab" button. This button was to be placed at a predetermined location on a device he called a "keyboard". This keyboard could be used to search the vast expenses of the interwebz, bringing unlimited amounts of porn and ollz to the common persons finger tips. ........Now when this Japanese/Irish/Somalian Noble Man from France, named Chang Paddy Click Click, started the first forum, it was flooded with newbs who didn't search and would post long rambling thoughts with no punctuation or correct form of grammar. Chang got pretty pissed by this, and prayed to the Viking god Thor for some guidance. Thor appeared that night at Chang's bedside with an answer to his prayers. There in his arms he was holding a small child. This was no ordinary child. He has the muscular tone of a seasoned body builder, and in one hand he was clutching a can of Hamms. What the child was holding in his other hand is what caught Change attention. Thor explained to Chang that this child, the fruit of his loins, was there to keep the peace and harmony of the interwebz, and any characters getting unruly would feel the wrath of Thors hammer, which was given to the child. ........Chang stood in wide eyed amazement at the child. How could someone so small and innocent looking control the entire interwebz shenanigans and trolls? Just at that moment, a post caught the child's eye. A person going by the name of Steve g was trolling hard and creepin on a thread, wreaking havoc and disturbing the cosmos. In the blink of an eye, and in one graceful movement, the child downed the Hamms and swung his mighty hammer right down on the world of the obvious troll. The troll was decimated, with nothing but a fine mist of blood lingering in the air. As the masses gathered around the child, staring in confusion and somewhat aroused, the child slowly lowered his hammer and faced the people. "My people" the child said. "Fear not, for you shall no longer have to live in fear of the troll. I will protect you, enlighten you, and be one of you. I am... SKIB!" Quote Link to comment
skunk Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 ........Oh quite the contrary, it is very possible to indent on a forum. In 1683, a Japanese/Irish/Somalian Noble Man from France invented what he called a "tab" button. This button was to be placed at a predetermined location on a device he called a "keyboard". This keyboard could be used to search the vast expenses of the interwebz, bringing unlimited amounts of porn and ollz to the common persons finger tips. ........Now when this Japanese/Irish/Somalian Noble Man from France, named Chang Paddy Click Click, started the first forum, it was flooded with newbs who didn't search and would post long rambling thoughts with no punctuation or correct form of grammar. Chang got pretty pissed by this, and prayed to the Viking god Thor for some guidance. Thor appeared that night at Chang's bedside with an answer to his prayers. There in his arms he was holding a small child. This was no ordinary child. He has the muscular tone of a seasoned body builder, and in one hand he was clutching a can of Hamms. What the child was holding in his other hand is what caught Change attention. Thor explained to Chang that this child, the fruit of his loins, was there to keep the peace and harmony of the interwebz, and any characters getting unruly would feel the wrath of Thors hammer, which was given to the child. ........Chang stood in wide eyed amazement at the child. How could someone so small and innocent looking control the entire interwebz shenanigans and trolls? Just at that moment, a post caught the child's eye. A person going by the name of Steve g was trolling hard and creepin on a thread, wreaking havoc and disturbing the cosmos. In the blink of an eye, and in one graceful movement, the child downed the Hamms and swung his mighty hammer right down on the world of the obvious troll. The troll was decimated, with nothing but a fine mist of blood lingering in the air. As the masses gathered around the child, staring in confusion and somewhat aroused, the child slowly lowered his hammer and faced the people. "My people" the child said. "Fear not, for you shall no longer have to live in fear of the troll. I will protect you, enlighten you, and be one of you. I am... SKIB!" no homo? Quote Link to comment
Eagle_Adam Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 ^^^^^ :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 No homo, just too much beer that night. I didnt know I posted that until I saw a reply :huh: Quote Link to comment
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