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Screw you guys, I'm going home! (Now say big floppy donkey dick!)

 

But seriously, you all should watch "Sexual Intelligence," it's a very interesting documentary I guess you could say. For instance the ancient Greeks or Romans (can't remember which) totally reverred the cock. They made freakin' cock statues, had scultures of people getting busy. They considered sex a gift, and the cock of all things very sacred. Wouldn't that be nice if it were the case today? Walk into a bar and BAM! three chicks walk up to check your junk because it's a gift from the gods and all that?!

 

Anyway. Here's a small blurb on it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490603/[url/]

 

might ! .......... ------------>>> They also imbred and incested with eachother quite a bit didn't they ? ( the Romans ) :rofl:

 

CARTMAN ^^^ hahahahhah !!! :rofl:

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Matt, sounds like Baltar on galactica......u need to see it bro

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Holy shit your totally right man ^^^ !!! Matt you need to see this ,,,,,,,,,, Baltar is now your Role-Model !!! Consider yourself in training good sir !!!

 

( It's actually a really good show dude ;) )

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Didn't anyone else here ever make snow cocks at college in front of the women's dormitories? Shit we did that back in the day at NAU, it was fing great! Think the biggest one we made was like 8 feet tall.

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Screw you guys, I'm going home! (Now say big floppy donkey dick!)

 

But seriously, you all should watch "Sexual Intelligence," it's a very interesting documentary I guess you could say. For instance the ancient Greeks or Romans (can't remember which) totally reverred the cock. They made freakin' cock statues, had scultures of people getting busy. They considered sex a gift, and the cock of all things very sacred. Wouldn't that be nice if it were the case today? Walk into a bar and BAM! three chicks walk up to check your junk because it's a gift from the gods and all that?!

 

Anyway. Here's a small blurb on it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490603/[url/]

 

 

Romans totally had like orgy festivals all the time they were all about gettin down. Theres that show Spartacus that is about the romans I have heard its a good show ... plus theres lots of good looking people to oogle for guys and gals

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Didn't anyone else here ever make snow cocks at college in front of the Men's dormitories? Shit we did that back in the day at NAU, it was fing great! Think the biggest one we made was like 8 feet tall.

 

buuuuuuuaaaaaahhhhhh ahahahahahahahahahahahahah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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MATT WTF I wanted to get pics of hot cylons and bitch about chick flicks and now I gotta hear about phallic worship and snow dicks.........FAIL

 

 

ROFLL!! I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!!! :rofl: Sorry Bill, no more snow cocks!

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I'm seriously still laughing like hell at the direction this has taken, oh fuck, I can't breathe!! :D I need to go watch some Family Guy to calm down. :)

 

This is the kind of shit we start in downtime at NAPA, and we have a few guys who rile up the other guys and it's absolutely hilarious the reactions and comments that come out of it. For instance, one of our counter guys is this English transplant who's very smart with like 2 masters but still works at NAPA and you can get started on something and just work him up into a frenzy. We all like him, but it's fun to get him going. :D

 

And yes, Picard is very sensitive. If it was Shatner, you could play some cheesy porn music and he'd keep on like he owned the place.

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HRH is always hi-jacking threads to talk about the glory days........ :lol:

 

 

Can't deny that! Now don't go changing this to say something different that then I agree with and it makes me look bad!!!

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I'm seriously still laughing like hell at the direction this has taken, oh fuck, I can't breathe!! :D I need to go watch some Family Guy to calm down. :)

 

This is the kind of shit we start in downtime at NAPA, and we have a few guys who rile up the other guys and it's absolutely hilarious the reactions and comments that come out of it. For instance, one of our counter guys is this English transplant who's very smart with like 2 masters but still works at NAPA and you can get started on something and just work him up into a frenzy. We all like him, but it's fun to get him going. :D

 

And yes, Picard is very sensitive. If it was Shatner, you could play some cheesy porn music and he'd keep on like he owned the place.

:lol: ( sorry WildManInID last one ;) ... :D )

 

Picard gets a little pizzy

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That's it, since thisismatt pulled that out, this Matt is pulling this out:

 

(for the record, our snow cocks at NAU looked WAAAAY bigger than this)

 

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And I don't know where that is and I can't tell if that's a dude on the right or not? :blink:

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