KA-Kait Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) So it's monday morning. I get a text message from my favorite person in the world right in the middle of my Yoga class. Downward dog RUINED I grab the phone and check it. Mr.WagDatto sending me a friendly hello in the form of something I can't comprehend, typical. So after I get out of class I call him, and the plan was set! SHOPPING FRIEND DATE. which as you know, having women as friends, one of the main benefits is you can take us shopping with you and we help pick out cute clothes. Benefit of taking KAIT shopping with you is that you end up in ridiculous situations. Well, with him and myself we always end up in those no matter what we're doing. needless to say, we found some cute jeans, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. on the way back home we decide to stop at Target to get some basics and well.... poke around. I had an hour to kill before work, so fuck why not, right? Let's preface this by saying this is AFTER we had lunch at Sabarro in the mall. Not only did he eat two HUGE slices of pizza, he ate 2/3's of my Calzone and half of my breadstick, so he basically had lunch for two/three people. So while walking around target and trailing farts around the store we came across the costume section. and what do I spot.... a banana costume. and of course, what's my first reaction "sean! TRY THIS ON!" At first he was clearly unsure about said banana suit. Keep in mind I was practically dying laughing. I mean the man is 6"4,! he's a huge fucking banana! and then the fun began. dancing, and posing with the end of his banana, I giggled while the people watching the security tapes probably thought 'Look at those two assholes'. Once we wiggled him out of the Banana suit we took a stroll around the corner to the Men's department to poke around. While there we found a key item WagDatto will need to purchase sooner or later. a sweet hat! personally I think it would be a SWEET lumberjack hat for Halloween! and a very nice jacket. Clearly looking a bit of the GQ part, amirite?! (what a faggot.... :lol: ) our last stop in Target was the women's hat/sunglasses department. I'm always looking for scarfs and other womanly crap that I don't need, so while i dragged him through there, we found this treasure. Today's adventure was... complete and I learned some valuable lessons. 1. NEVER eat sabarro. & 2. always bring a real camera with you. Edited September 29, 2009 by KA-Kait Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 It was peanut butter jelly time.... Lumber jack hat STAYS! Quote Link to comment
dat521kid Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 :rolleyes: why am I not surprised... Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 wow just wow looks like shopping with you guys would be a blast Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Anything with me is a blast! And Skib, you shouldn't be suprised... I make life fun. If it means wearing hats without taking out the cardboard, or even doing a jig in a Banana costume, I'll do it... But I'm going to do it while pretending to jerk off my banana groin. Plus, when I wear my blue Dickies, you better BELIEVE it's time to party. Shoulda seen us riding dirty in her parents' Saturn wagon. Leather interior, A/C, power accessories, overconditioned dashboard (shit was DRIPPING from the "detailing" job) and like 14 air freshners. No thanks to the "creature comforts" people like about these new cars, I'll stick with my Rat Wagon with no A/C or power windows. Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 You must have been baked:,,, green guiness shirt,,, and eating way too much.....and dancing in a banana suit Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 green guiness shirt,,, and eating way too much.....and dancing in a banana suit sounds like a party :fu: count me in Quote Link to comment
ichorid Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 you had a montage man. Im jealous I wish I had more days start with a montage... you get better in the montage. Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Nah, I haven't been high in AGES. Not my thing. Hell, I was sober, too! And you know what I followed shopping with? 7 hours straight of wiring! Peep the Boso Goon build thread for my Vlog on how not fun it was! Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I just wish I would have seen that going down. That's some funny shit. :lol: Quote Link to comment
KA-Kait Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Anything with me is a blast! PLEASE sweetheart. it's me that makes it fun. get it right. :P I'm the one who TELLS you to do the dumb stuff, without me, you would never do it. :P <3 Quote Link to comment
NorCalDime Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 that jacket looks good i want one no homo Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Shoulda bought the banana suit and taken pictures with your goon!:lol: Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Thread title idea: This is how the Bosozoku roll That's all my idea. Don't mind the other video called the same, I came up with it first. True story. Kait, YOU IS TROLLIN'!! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Kait, YOU IS TROLLIN'!! QUIT YA TROLLIN AND GET TA ROLLIN! in a dime! Quote Link to comment
KA-Kait Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 OH MY EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF im trying. buy my vert. Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 OH MY EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF im trying. buy my vert. i got a couple nickles ill give ya for it :P Quote Link to comment
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