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Hi all Ratsun people. I have decided to start collecting unused score cards from Golf Courses/Clubs.

 

If anybody would be so kind as to stop in your local courses and grab 5 or 10 unsed cards and send them to me I would be in your debt. I would send you a prepaid mailer or just send them to me and I will send whatever it cost to mail them....Thanks ahead of time....FORE!

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Something to do. I love Golf. I used to collect sports cards until they got so Fucking expensive.

 

They usually have photos of the course and Golf courses are about the greenest,cleanest,places on Earth!

 

It's like asking Why a Datsun? Why Not?

 

"If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own ass"... Happy Gilmore

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Shooter:"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

 

I love that movie!! "You eat shit for breakfast?"

 

Shooter:"Yes, .........NO!!!

 

It's full of great lines. Mrs. datzen and I can say what we mean to each other by quoting lines from movies we like. Is that wrong? (from the movie 'Needful Things', the quote is: "I just killed my wife... Is that wrong?" Hilarious line the way it's said.

 

Whenever she takes a shower, she always tells me in a whisper (shower) just like Adam Sandler's ex girlfriend in The Wedding Singer.

 

Other great lines from Happy Gilmore:

 

It's all in the hips, It's all in the hips...

You can have a cup of shut the hell up.

The price is wrong Bobby! (to Bob Barker)

Volkswagon! (after being run over by one)

 

All I know about golf I got from this movie. "Is that wrong?" LOL

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Caddy shack.....

 

double or nothing he eats it!

 

 

you'll get nothing, and like it.

 

 

hey, did somebody step on a duck?

 

 

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

 

 

 

ill see what i can score for you.

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