bananahamuck Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 (edited) Anyone else get a engine kit from a place in San Jose ?? I feel i got ripped off .. So the story is, i needed some L motor parts , like timing chains , sprockets , valves ,, for a bulldozer project i got going... I talked to a old dude at a car show and he says he might have something.. Ok fast forward to about a week and a half ago , and i get a call saying your shits in the mail.. Then this shows up !! Box arrived with a fucking hole in it >> didn't hear the mail-gender-neutral-person drop it off because was listening to Dr Dre on 11 ,, but my guess would he threw the fucker down and beat checks like Usain god damn Bolt . So take to garage , to check this shit out. Ok so at this point i'm thinking ,, show me the way to san Jose Oh hell no.... sprockets weren't even same size ,, it's almost like these were junk parts they had found laying around or some shit!! Oh ,,,, and i guess these are what would be considered the "gasket kit" ,, ok At least there looks like i got a thermostat housing gasket ,, mkay ok,, Does that look like a complete engine kit to you ?? Cuz i'm pretty god dam skeptical at this point. Anyways,,,,,, thanks John you long dick Chinie mutherfucker Actually Parts are to make next years Ratsun-Powerland trophy ,, i made one this year but there was a technical glitch so no-one got to vote on it .. Big John became enamored so he has it in safe keeping till next year. gratuitous pics to follow ,, didn't get to put on treadmill and show tracks move but i'll update here with next one . anyways ,,, here we go Early smaller version , after showing my wife and sons ,, neighbors ,, passing middle aged adults on 20inch bicycles stealing peoples mail,,, i went with slightly bigger clamp. L motor chain shortened and gears wifes hand holding for final clamp comparison.. ratchet straps are to be able to pull each side back and forth to adjust tension against table and you needed 4 as vice grip clamps just didn't give enough adjustment.. Wasn't sure if wanted clamp farther forward or not So then decided on larger size . Undercarriage ,, like i said i wanted tracks to move added headlights Chain guide Blade fitment ,,, Block/plate on rear axle is from 1970s stair stepper machine ,, haha decided on this Edited September 5, 2023 by bananahamuck 3 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 So anyways ,,,,,, HOPEFULLY ,, this is next years Ratsun Powerland trophy as i'm making another for Johnny Humpatree .. From San Jose And like i said tracks roll so you can give to kids and they could take out in dirt pile and play with it,,, if they wanted.. NOW,,,,, SHOW UP TO POWERLAND NEXT YEAR, YOU PIECES OF SHIT . 2 Quote Link to comment
angliagt Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 That really sucks,but you made a really cool rolling sculpture! Quote Link to comment
iceman510 Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 On 9/6/2023 at 2:05 AM, angliagt said: That really sucks,but you made a really cool rolling sculpture! Not going to waste,, we are giving it out next year .. like i said it was a tiny miscommunication .. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 28 Author Report Share Posted May 28 (edited) So ,, Johnny Hamburger , if that IS your real name . here’s why you are being put on hold till probably next year on sculpture upgrade. “Apparently” me and Juan-ear went down and looked at a guys car south of San Fran.. So that inflamed his insanity even more than it was about that little car .. In turn, my welding table has been covered with every damn kinda . 4X4.5 pattern hub we could dig up from out back . And a couple 6 luggers … Hell , There’s even a 67 Falcon 4 lug drum in that mix . So im going with something easy like tractors this year.. hey what about some pics ?? Well I say , ok you mentioned your dislike of tail lights .. Well look at this shit ,,,, bro Whoopies daisys In case you missed it . One more thing , In and Out Burger was closed because it was Easter or some shit. I find that weird .. Considering the newly installed dash mounted Gaydar, was goin off the whole time we were in that town , ,, like a Schizophrenic, Stutka dive bomber that had forgotten to take its meds.. . Edited May 28 by bananahamuck Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 So i took this pile of V8 Audi parts and miscellaneous other shit. This rusty raggedy ass push mower gas tank this,, for some reason cut in half ,, rollbar. and part of an air injection tube from L20b and made a small steam tractor thing to give a Ratsun award. pics to follow . . 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Idle hands are the devil's playground. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 (edited) was going to use alternator for wheels but changed mind after digging thru Juan-ears scrap pile. Mock up with PVC pipe because way lighter That strip of metal on top was original bracket to hold tank/crab to engine.. i thought it being there would make welding halves together easier.. Honestly i think it fucked me up more than helped anything. Air injection tube was exact same size as the 3/8th extension i used for rear axle not sure what these even were ,, maybe lift or lowering block starts?? Used for main body of tractor picture shows my "attempt' at a coal box thing,, i got no better pic of it though Got these cool chains a Shipwreck beads ,,, If you Notice,, they are not just bent together , but permanently welded ,, really cool shit Wanted to make chain steering that rotated ,,, but how to accomplish such a thing,, eluded the fuck out of me . Fuck it ,, you don't know me ,, i do what i want. welded inside then ground down so it fit on top of front axle Then put coal containers on rear and a piston hooked to an brass freeze plug i had laying around, and a pipe randomly placed to cover up rust holes in sheet metal ,, haha,, And used bottom of gas tank for roof Added a VW tappet for smoke stack The end of boiler was going to be rounded out,,, but it looked WAAAAY to much like a penis , lol The drive chains rotate around the fake output And that's it in short version , 2024 Powerland Ratsun trophy Edited July 17 by bananahamuck 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 44 minutes ago, datzenmike said: Idle hands are the devil's playground. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Keep yer hands above the equator. Quote Link to comment
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