smoke Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't think that doing any chainsaw carving would be a good idea right now. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Thats it, I'm texting my pot dealer right fucking now, this is your fault smoke Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Any day now, I will be able to wander into a store here and pick it up. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 If your friend is the guy driving the truck as well as holding the camera(as it appears), then I'm glad he's using roads on the opposite end of the country. What an imbecile... 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 If your friend is the guy driving the truck as well as holding the camera(as it appears), then I'm glad he's using roads on the opposite end of the country. What an imbecile... Hey, no avatar irony allowed in this thread. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Any day now, I will be able to wander into a store here and pick it up. I'll glady trade you the Cali potclubs for the Washington titty bars 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Hey, no avatar irony allowed in this thread. I'm all about it. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I'll glady trade you the Cali potclubs for the Washington titty barsthere's titty bars left? I thought they all got shut down so the strippers became baristas 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Really? My girl's uncle lives a couple blocks away from one.. atleast it was one 2 years ago when I was down there. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Really? My girl's uncle lives a couple blocks away from one.. atleast it was one 2 years ago when I was down there.yeah I don't get out much. Let's say I'm institutionalized and very old school, I never frequented the ones I knew about and refuse to go to the bikini baristas. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Honestly, never been my deal either. If I wanted to be in a room full of girls teasing me who at the same time can't stand me, I would go back to high school. 3 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 What's a titty? There. A titty. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 AAAHHH, yeah...I like those, normally in pairs if I can get it. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 yeah I don't get out much. Let's say I'm institutionalized and very old school, I never frequented the ones I knew about and refuse to go to the bikini baristas. Went to a couple when I was 18.. kinda seemed like one of those things you did when you became an 'adult', like buying a pack of smokes, staying out after curfew or buying a lottery ticket. Didn't really do it for me, but then again I never was one to own porn, either. Figured if I could get it for free, why pay for it? Haven't been to any since then. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 in the p nor west you guys have bars that just so happen to have topless waitresses, you can order rabbit ravioli a beer and just so happen to have a cute (or not) topless waitress serve it to you. :sleep: Its like whats the big idea???????????? cool right? , in north beach s.f you have to go through a bunch of security gaurds, or a plastic sex shop to get to some chic that wants to milk you for a lap dance. Kinda :confused: Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 in the p nor west you guys have bars that just so happen to have topless waitresses, you can order rabbit ravioli a beer and just so happen to have a cute (or not) topless waitress serve it to you. :sleep: Its like whats the big idea???????????? cool right? , in north beach s.f you have to go through a bunch of security gaurds, or a plastic sex shop to get to some chic that wants to milk you for a lap dance. Kinda :confused: We don't get lap dances where they milk you here, either. You gotta go to Nevada for that. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Baristas in oakland are butchy, lezbo, carmal latte rug munchers . Not trying to be ironic at all, Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Honestly, never been my deal either. If I wanted to be in a room full of girls teasing me who at the same time can't stand me, I would go back to high school.yeah gotta say I relate to this. Everyone can be nude, it's when you can be completely clothed and naked at the same time around me that I get seriously attracted. Don't need the skin to know the soul Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 yeah I don't get out much. Let's say I'm institutionalized and very old school, I never frequented the ones I knew about and refuse to go to the bikini baristas.I'll go. But it's gotta be a bachelor party. (Or bachelorette). The guys who go alone are not proud of it. But bikini baristas? How do you boycott that? Chicks make bank. Guys get a ten minute distraction from their bull shit routine. And coffee. The girls still have a real job (that's a fast paced gig most of the time ). I do get it though. My wife took me the first time. I was like WTF? She said the coffees better. It was. Excuse in hand , I had a new coffee stand! Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I'll go. But it's gotta be a bachelor party. (Or bachelorette). The guys who go alone are not proud of it. But bikini baristas? How do you boycott that? Chicks make bank. Guys get a ten minute distraction from their bull shit routine. And coffee. The girls still have a real job (that's a fast paced gig most of the time ). I do get it though. My wife took me the first time. I was like WTF? She said the coffees better. It was. Excuse in hand , I had a new coffee stand! I have Tully's girls that are friends of mine and Idk, I just don't feel like having that much exposed flesh around my coffee. I feel like I'm betraying my Tully's girls friendship and respect when I go to any other coffee place, even other Tully's, I've spent that much time befriending and associating with them. They are my Tully's girls and I am their customer. We're kinda possessive of each other like that yaknow? Weird way to sum up the relationship but at the same time it's the best and only way I can think of Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't know if it needs to be said but: Hi, Hobo's a weirdo. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 The term "Testify" originates in Roman courts when one would swear to a statement by swearing on their testicles. Quote Link to comment
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