wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I got confirmation that I am now an ordained minister with Universal Life Church. I am now a man of the cloth. I give ratsun discounts on weddings, funerals and can also provide the bbq food for any such occasions. Although I need to tell Jayden and Wide that I will not do gay marriages. Be blessed and go forward in peace my children 3 Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I like this :lol: Quote Link to comment
Wide14u Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 this so fun and i want some bbq Quote Link to comment
chester Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Right on thats badass Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I got confirmation that I am now an ordained minister with Universal Life Church. I am now a man of the cloth. I give ratsun discounts on weddings, funerals and can also provide the bbq food for any such occasions. Although I need to tell Jayden and Wide that I like this Be blessed and go forward and get a peace my children fixed Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 A three pack of official marriage certificates are only 9.99...........maybe chet needs a ratsun wedding? Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this life Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him So he said:"Once there was a boy Who woke up with blue hair To him it was a joy Until he ran out into the warm air He thought of how his friend would come to see; And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him:"I beg your pardon: I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke What that a parabole, or a very subtile joke?" God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Chet must be sneakin around on his phone cuz his woman won't let him on ratsun on his laptop :lol: Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Maybe i will now be a holy hall monitor Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order I gave the doctor my description I've tried to stick to my prescription Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime Afternoons will be measured out Measured out, measured with Coffeespoons ans T.S. Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi... Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Maybe i will now be a holy hall monitor Maybe full of holy crap! :D Quote Link to comment
Wide14u Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this life Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him So he said:"Once there was a boy Who woke up with blue hair To him it was a joy Until he ran out into the warm air He thought of how his friend would come to see; And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him:"I beg your pardon: I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke What that a parabole, or a very subtile joke?" God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him i think this is over my head Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 i think this is over my head Why? Oh never mind I see it, no crack pipe :lol: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Ha, I need to take that Internet course and get myself ordained too! :D Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order I gave the doctor my description I've tried to stick to my prescription Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime Afternoons will be measured out Measured out, measured with Coffeespoons ans T.S. Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi... i think this is over my head I know this is over your head Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Ha, I need to take that Internet course and get myself ordained too! :D LOL internet course........umm enter your credit card, your name and address pay 6.99 and boom holy moly you are a minister Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I am now an official blasphemer........one thread sent me to hell Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 LOL internet course........umm enter your credit card, your name and address pay 6.99 and boom holy moly you are a minister Get on Ratsun, follow Wide14u postings, shake your head in disbelief, say things like I like this, SHAZAAAAM!! You are a crack head!! Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Once there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out in the gardens And they could watch each other The maidens had other plans for the two knights They'd give them potions And make them see dreams and lights The knights took the potions gladly They laughed at their visions But outside the garden Tigers smelled them together The maidens had other plans for the two knights They'd give them potions And make them see dreams and lights The knights only laughed at the tigers They thought they were visions Out in the garden The maidens watched them together Ah, but for the two knights Ah, but for maidens Who gave to them dreams and lights Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this life Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him So he said:"Once there was a boy Who woke up with blue hair To him it was a joy Until he ran out into the warm air He thought of how his friend would come to see; And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him:"I beg your pardon: I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke What that a parabole, or a very subtile joke?" God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Datzenmikes in here Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Datzenmikes in here I see that......i may get banned or hoisted upon the shoulders of giants Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Could be either! Quote Link to comment
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