FoxyRoadster Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I work in a call center for a local internet company but anyhow I get this call from a "customer" who is having issues with our service. Within 5 minutes I find he doesn't have service with us, nor ever had it just had email through us.. He then starts off spewing how his email accounts are deleted because "I send out emails to various groups explaining how Judaism and the black man are ruining America our nation under god and are the only one who can stop them." by the time this line comes out I'm laughing and starts to go off onto how 9/11 are black peoples fault and that the ACLU is an evil group bent on destroying free speech. To top the icing on the cake his email through the company I worked for was suspended because he canceled service, not because of harassing emails. So yeah thats just a little light on some of the calls I get on a day to day basis. Makes my work enjoyable talking to tards like this guy. Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Was he from Nebraska? Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Was he from Nebraska? Nope, oklahoma haha Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Ghettobraden? Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 2eDeYe' date='18 February 2011 - 12:40 PM' timestamp='1298054417' post='430172']Ghettobraden? haven't heard that name in these parts in a while. lol Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 2eDeYe' date='18 February 2011 - 10:40 AM' timestamp='1298054417' post='430172']Ghettobraden? pretty sure your right :lol: Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 . I think it was Ghettobraden's sister's husband ........... :lol: Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 ...I was working at Autozone last week and some guy called. Convo went. Me: "Thanks for calling Autozone, this is Matt speaking how can i help you?" Dude: "Do you guys sell slim jim?" Me: "Yeah, theres some by the register." Dude: "Uhhh...." Me: "What flavor are you looking for?" Dude: "..........." ***Click*** Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 ...I was working at Autozone last week and some guy called. Convo went. Me: "Thanks for calling Autozone, this is Matt speaking how can i help you?" Dude: "Do you guys sell slim jim?" Me: "Yeah, theres some by the register." Dude: "Uhhh...." Me: "What flavor are you looking for?" Dude: "..........." ***Click*** I hope you aren't serious cause the guy was most likely looking for a tool known as a slim jim.. Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 :blink: Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I hope you aren't serious cause the guy was most likely looking for a tool known as a slim jim.. Thats exactly what I said. lol He had called 3 times prior in the last hour asking for one. Each time I told him we didn't carry them. Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Thats exactly what I said. lol He had called 3 times prior in the last hour asking for one. Each time I told him we didn't carry them. now the story makes more sense, was kinda making you look a little special there. :D Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 When I was younger I used to see those vehicle door unlocking devices sold at the dollar store. Not anymore though... ;) Too bad they work all too well on old Japanese cars. Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I have a friend who is local who bought one from the internet. Works well on older cars and subarus lol. Stupid subarus not having window frames. I have a friend with a 01 subaru. He locks his keys in it all the time. He has a roof rack so he stores an unbent coat hanger in there. To unlock the car he pulls the window out a little and jams the coat hanger onto the unlock button. On another note I had an 89 mercedes. I locked the keys in it once. Well I later find out that the car cant be slim jimed and a lock smith was out of the picture, key was too odd. Luckily my sunroof was broken, so I pryed it up and with a loop at the end of a coat hanger, pulled up on the knob to unlock it. Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 http://www.cornwelltools.com/webcat/products.php?product=LTHLT340A-%252d-Auto-Pick-Set# Quote Link to comment
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