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  1. 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care 9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free Now, for the opposite: REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS 1. Women are more fun when the power goes out 2. You can't get your guitar wet 3. Ever try to screw a guitar? 4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!) 5. A guitar won't beg to be played 6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it 7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue 8. Guitars aren't very aggressive 9. A guitar won't play you back 10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream 11. A guitar won't scratch your back 12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk 13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it 14. You can't play two guitars at once 15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back) My link
  2. Playin Lamb of God on my guitarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    2. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      TWANGGGG.

       

      Guitars are like woman. When you pluck the G string, they squeal.

    3. jonesy510
    4. metalmonkey47
  3. Sweet man! I've been wanting to do that for some time now, never really known how till now. Nice work! Just a thought... this should get moved over to write ups.
  4. Did some color sanding today and got a "smooth as glass" finish on my fender. I really like how it turned out.

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    2. INDY510

      INDY510

      Their primer is $20 a quart at Kragen

       

      You got like $1000 of free paint FAWKA

    3. INDY510

      INDY510

      I'm gonna start typing stories in your status updates

       

       

       

       

      One day in a junkyard far far away

       

       

       

       

       

      '_'

    4. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      That's the Lacquer duplicolor. I learned it's not shiny after sprayed until AFTER polished and sanded. The primer is okay over oil based, but don't spray paint over paint.

       

      You're welcome to type stories as long as it entertains me. If not.... I'll call Chuck Norris on you foooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll >.<

  5. ALSO!!! Got some oics of some work I did today.. Before and after color sanding and polishing... And AFTER I polished it by hand for about an hour. Not the best, but still better then before.
  6. Well, its not the DET soooo yeah.. It's probably a high mileage engine some Honda boy got from a friend and is selling it.
  7. That's what i was thinking, but I don't think it would flow with the dash =/ So my engine swap may start earlier then I thought. Still thinking... While searching for engines, KA's and such, I came across this. http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/pts/1865595575.html
  8. Okay smartie, what color is my hood
  9. Where are the oics?? lol The stains are gonna be deafly obvious
  10. You'll be fine. I lift A15's all the time by hand (not that often) with no head or mani's and it's nothing. Course, the lift just makes it easier.
  11. No more back seat skibby? Where will ya take the woman?!?
  12. Get some bigger rims and skinnier tires then go with your ''2 lower and it will be perfect! Never really liked the look of stock Z rims on a Z. They look better on my 210. lol
  13. Look on craigslist. I see them all the time, but never get the chance to jump on them
  14. Watching the new Top Gear, eating some buffalo chicken cooked crispy, drinking some Dr. Pepper... could this night get any better?

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    2. INDY510

      INDY510

      Chuck Norris killed a buffalo chicken

    3. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      And ate it bit by bit?

    4. INDY510

      INDY510

      His hair wasn't red before

  15. Just a thought....... http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/pts/1865595575.html
  16. Ahhh not in the ATL you say? WTF is DownandoutAtlanta posting it in the wall for Atlanta cars then?? Fuckers must love it that much. lol
  17. gawdammit i wish you were closer! My gf needs a datsun.
  18. I was trollin the interwebz this morning and cam across something on the homepage of an ATL forum I'm on. http://downandoutatlanta.com/wordpress/?p=92 Gotta be one of the COOLEST 610's I've ever seen. It's my understanding that he's local, so I'm gonna try and find more info and see if I can get him here on Ratsun. Enjoy!
  19. The shamwow guy beats hookers. How cool.

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    2. INDY510

      INDY510

      Billy Mays was Chuck Norris's long lost cousin

       

      until the shamwow guy killed poor Billy

    3. INDY510

      INDY510

      Chuck is going undercover as a hooker

       

      RIP Shamwow guy

    4. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      hahaha epic ///|||\\\

  20. I'm off tomorrow, Thursday and Saturday so anytime in there would work The clear has to be sprayed a minimum of 24 hours after paint though.
  21. Yeah, you know where I was headed. lol Let me know as soon as you pull it and I'll take it if I haven't gotten another by then. I've been looking for a good one.
  22. Sitting here wiff muy grl. YO.

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    2. INDY510

      INDY510

      Stop sleeping wiff other peoples grills mang

    3. I'm BLUE

      I'm BLUE

      yer grrrrrrrr huh ? dem things are spensive ! lol

    4. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      true dat mayne. I got mine discount un the ghetto tho

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