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I woke up in the ICU, tubes in my nose, wires monitoring every function, massive pain in my head...and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me


She looked into my eyes and said "you may not feel anything from the waist down"


I managed to mumble in reply....


"So I can feel your tits then?"


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Is it me or do the holidays bring out the best in everyone. Holy fuahk it's been one thing after another. Suicides, fatal car crashes. Lucky I'm just an innocent by standered with a twist.

 

Just trying to clear up a bank fraud problem before the rush. I'm very happy you spent it on groceries and gas.

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