paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Introducing Spooge, the miracle cure for a lazy afternoon. One squeeze of Spooge can fix a broken relationship, add new luster to wood surfaces, even use it as a hair jell. And best of all... it taste like concentrated mushrooms, so it's great in sauces too. SO squeeze ya some Spooge today everyone, You'll be glad you did. 1 Link to comment
paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Sshhhhh, Busta nut! I'm checking to see if the "Mods delete my spam ads too . 1 Link to comment
paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 u mean splooge? Ah.... No http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooge spooge n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge. I use Spooge to clean the cabinets Damn! that spoooge sauce taste like shitaki! v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person Don't mess with my hair, I just Spooged it. Stand clear, I'm going to Spooge. 1 Link to comment
monkbonk Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I think I know what I'm talking about when I'm talking about what you are talking about, good sir. splooge an ejaculatory deposit My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again. Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis. Shane splooged all over her face. I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow. the male ejaculatory fluid I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splooge Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I still don't see how this relates to furniture cleaning products other than the fact that you'll need some............... I have a couch I can just wipe spooge right off :thumbup: Carpet and the "good towels" are my issue :rofl: Link to comment
paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I think I know what I'm talking about when I'm talking about what you are talking about, good sir. splooge an ejaculatory deposit My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again. Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis. Shane splooged all over her face. I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow. the male ejaculatory fluid I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splooge I don't know man, yours says nothing about cleaning cabinets, or anything useful. Mine on the other hand is very useful around the house. I even shot my cat off the counter with it. Does you "splooge' product do that? I think not good sir. Link to comment
monkbonk Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 To be honest, I haven't really attempted using it in that application per se. I did happen to leave some around in some wadded tissue. It had an aromatic effect akin to cotton candy. Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I knew a kid in school i have known most of my life, that was called Splooge ,, even in high school the teachers called him that. I bet a few kids didn't even know his real name. Link to comment
paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 To be honest, I haven't really attempted using it in that application per se. I did happen to leave some around in some wadded tissue. It had an aromatic effect akin to cotton candy. Ahhh Haaa! your splooge smells like cotton candy. I CALL CHINESE NOCK OFF PRODUCT HERE !!!. 3 Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 The trick is if you can get it to taste like cotton candy........... 2 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Y The trick is if you can get it to taste like cotton candy........... You guys do alot of tasting then? 3 Link to comment
monkbonk Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 As painful as it is to admit, I'm a 26 year old virgin. :blush: Link to comment
paradime Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 As painful as it is to admit, I'm a 26 year old virgin. :blush: Well then, I'm sure you are well acquainted with this product and it's many fascinating uses. If not.... you have a lot of catching up to do. 1 Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Y You guys do alot of tasting then? I eat different thing and hire subject for tasting.............. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 If I have to waste too much time with these nuisance insomniac clone posts, I'll just retire the poster for a while. Link to comment
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