DAT510 Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Your avatar says it all. Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Shoot yourself in the foot, you wont even think about your eye :lol: True story. Was at my buddies house. One of his friends came over, limping. I asked him what had happened... He said he was having a party at his house. And he was showing people his gun. He thought it was unloaded, and was wrong. Shot himself in the foot. Now mind you, if thats not bad enough. He got sentenced to 10 days in the local clink for "Firing a gun in city limits" and some other shit :rofl: ollz sounds like a promising technique :lol: Holy shit !!! That's pretty bad ... Ouch ... Tough bastard I assume ... Errrrrrr 10 days insult to injury Errrrrrr semi-ollz Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I full on lolled at him... He laughed too. What can you do man? Guess he should have been more careful. Better off his foot them someone else, eh? Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I full on lolled at him... He laughed too. What can you do man? Guess he should have been more careful. Better off his foot them someone else, eh? Yeah ... All u can do is :lol: Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Tough shit, you're getting sympathy..... Cool you can weld. Now for a short story that you won't fully be able to relate to but should take your mind completely off your eye for awhile. The day before canby, i'm working the midnight shift, welding landing gear aprons on an old trailer, and there's a big gap i'm bridging, hard to see, so i'm almost directly under it. nearly welded solid, and a drop comes down, and I have the worst burn in my nut I ever felt. I jump up, hit my head under the trailer, wiping maniacally at my balls, howling like a little girl. strip my coveralls down, turn away from my friend coming to see what I was dying from, and I have to pull a bb size slag ball out of my sack. Besides the 2 hours I had to work to finish my shift, I had just picked up my front brake cylinders for the 521, so I had to crouch down and install them after work to be able to get to canby in the morning. For those of you that saw me, that wasn't some kind of gangsta' swagger I had goin' on, I was a hurting guy. Quote Link to comment
DAT510 Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 OLLZLZ :rofl: You were the one with the butt lice!! rofljk Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hell, unscar my sack, and give me the buttlice, That Shit Hurt! Quote Link to comment
Jennifer Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 hahaha .sunlover!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: i remember that you didnt look too happy :lol: Quote Link to comment
.sunlover Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 hahaha .sunlover!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: i remember that you didnt look too happy :lol: Yep, hard to slip that into conversation. "Yes, nice to meet you, and my balls are in excruciating pain" Awkward moment anyone? Quote Link to comment
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