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since i bought my datsun.... my dog died the next morning. my girl friend left me becuase " you never have enought time for me" and" i have a hard time telling if you care anymore" b.s. ... im loosing my shop space and have to move out all of my shop by the end of next week. and im on the verge of getting kick out of the house i live in..... but there is beer in the fridge. and i just finished my kingpins on my 521. which means im that much closer... so all in all... God is good, life has its shitty moments, so drive a datsun to make yur day feel better

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i find it funny when girls decid that they want to get "serious" with guys that work 18 hours a day. and you give them 2 hours every day. not to mention sleepin over and cuasing you to be late for work and getting bitched out by your boss becuase your 10 min late. and they try to change you and tell you maybe you should find another job.... uhhhhh how about no you crazy dutch bastard. i have been trianing for the last 9 years of my life in this industry... you dont just drop it and go work at lovers package for 8 bucks an hour...

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:lol:

Been there a few times :blink:

Ditched them bitches.. now that I think about it lived with several different women before finnally settling down :lol:Always had a 510 :cool: :D

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Hey, what happens when you play country music backwards???

Can't believe no one got that old joke;

 

You get your wife back, your dog back, your truck back, and your house back

 

Even better is this answer:

 

You get your house back

You get your dog back

You get your best friend Jackson back

You get your truck back

You get your hair back

Ya get your first and second jobs back

Your front porch swing

Your tinga linga ling

Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring

Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley

That old black cat named Charlie

Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd

But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards

Well I never heard it said quite like that

It hit me in the face cause that's where I'm at

I almost fell flat out on the floor

He said wait a minute that's not all there's even more

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Can't believe no one got that old joke;

 

You get your wife back, your dog back, your truck back, and your house back

 

Even better is this answer:

 

You get your house back

You get your dog back

You get your best friend Jackson back

You get your truck back

You get your hair back

Ya get your first and second jobs back

Your front porch swing

Your tinga linga ling

Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring

Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley

That old black cat named Charlie

Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd

But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards

Well I never heard it said quite like that

It hit me in the face cause that's where I'm at

I almost fell flat out on the floor

He said wait a minute that's not all there's even more

 

 

 

wide did :lol: :cool:

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oh and FUCK COUNTRY!!!! unless your talkin about old country where you could almost pass it for classic rock then by all means... but this new shit with faggoty bands like rascal flatts... i mean really anybody sense a little backstreet boys with that one? id rather listen to the blues thank you. (insert bbking vinyl). ohhhhhhhhh!!!! this isssss sooooo going to happen. im busting out the 8 track player tonight when i get off work.

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Guest 510kamikazifreak

oh and FUCK COUNTRY!!!! unless your talkin about old country where you could almost pass it for classic rock then by all means... but this new shit with faggoty bands like rascal flatts... i mean really anybody sense a little backstreet boys with that one? id rather listen to the blues thank you. (insert bbking vinyl). ohhhhhhhhh!!!! this isssss sooooo going to happen. im busting out the 8 track player tonight when i get off work.

 

 

 

:lol:

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