Skib is your man... message him on here... he speaks 36 languages, knows 10 forms of Martial arts, and has got his masters at Harvard 4 times! Ill message him and have him get in contact with you as he can be somewhat hard to get in touch with, He has 4 jobs is active in the military and military relations, And does a lot of deep sea diving out in the Bahamas on weekends. Oh shit I just realized you said mandarin, I thought you said Mongolian My bad, that is not a language Skib has covered yet... Now there's this guy I've heard some legends about on here, I believe his name is mike. He lives somewhere Isolated in the Canadian wilderness, He fashioned a computer out of tree bark and precious metal and stones than he mined for, using only a shovel and a Weber carburetor I might add. The legend has it that mike was In russia trying to bring down stallin and his communist regime, but things got hot and fate found him in china living as a bounty hunter waiting for things to cool off. I heard that he speaks mandarin. AND hes a little easier to get ahold of as he is usually in his cave or out skinning bears and timberwolves...