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Why do you have post shit like that? You dont have to see all of it to do the damage! Now I am looking for my bleach eye drops to reduce the burning! :crying: :lol:

 

Because I hand crafted that exactly for this community. I needed to bring forth the warning with such unforgettable force that it ... well ... wouldn't EVER be forgotten.

 

More over, I spent a significant amount of time calculating the EXACT amount of mammoth ass could be handled by the typical Ratsunner, and I used that. The whole pachyderm would have caused your retinas to spontaneously combust in small nuclear explosions.

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Oh god hardwyre, I needed a laugh like that this morning! I definately know the difference between the two though. My tools hav been betterto me than any woman has *yet*...........but notice I said girlfriend(s), I just got divorced, not into staying put with just one....in fact had to let another one down last night, getting too clingy on the wildman....I said bitch, if I wanted a clingon I would have joined starfleet! And yes I am well aware of the awesomeness of these wrenches. I have uused them many times in years past, and I am glad to own my own now.

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