Jake616 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I was driving to my friend's house and I was speeding a little, 80 in a 65... Freakin' cop turns his lights on behind me to pull me over. I was low on gas so I figured I'd just pull up to the next gas station so I could fill up and talk to him at the same time. The problem is, IT WAS 15 MILES to the next gas station (I didn't know this.) and the cop followed me the whole way there. This dive took like 10-12 minutes at 65 MPH. SO I pull up at the gas station and I just *KNOW* I"m in for it. I look in the rear view mirror and his door opens and the cop is a MIDGET. LOL. So, he's got this pissed off look on his face and he comes walking up to my door. I rolled the window down and he looks up at me with his hands on his hips and the first thing he says is "I'm Not HAPPY...... So I asked him, "Well, which one are you?" Quote Link to comment
pope_face Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Hahaha... awesome... =P Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I was driving to my friend's house and I was speeding a little, 80 in a 65... Freakin' cop turns his lights on behind me to pull me over. I was low on gas so I figured I'd just pull up to the next gas station so I could fill up and talk to him at the same time. The problem is, IT WAS 15 MILES to the next gas station (I didn't know this.) and the cop followed me the whole way there. This dive took like 10-12 minutes at 65 MPH. SO I pull up at the gas station and I just *KNOW* I"m in for it. I look in the rear view mirror and his door opens and the cop is a MIDGET. LOL. So, he's got this pissed off look on his face and he comes walking up to my door. I rolled the window down and he looks up at me with his hands on his hips and the first thing he says is "I'm Not HAPPY...... So I asked him, "Well, which one are you?" That was funny bro.... Quote Link to comment
Steroid Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Wellllllll, it'll happen. Quote Link to comment
phatdave Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 ... a guy goes into a bar...great lookin woman settin there having a drink...he sets down and asks her name" Carmen" she says... "Nice name, your Mom and Dad put a lot of thought into it,huh!?" "Nah, I gave myself the name because I like cars and I LOVE MEN!" ....Wow he's thinking, yeah she loves men! After a short bit of conversation she askes him "Whats your name?" stutter...stutter uh uh....."Golf Tits!" :D Quote Link to comment
Icehouse Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 haha This is my favorite laughy taffy joke: What do you tell a plumber if he's being to loud? Pipe down!!! Quote Link to comment
5tinguy Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I guy walks in to a bar, and sits down next a lady with a little dog on her lap. He looks over and says "that's a nice pig you got there", she says "he's not a pig", he looks at her and says "I wasn't talking to you" What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaay Quote Link to comment
djmoreron Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 what does an account do when he's constipated? works it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment
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