I bought some fuses and headed for my buddies house. We got out his meter (missing a cord for mine) and quickly found that one fuse that looked fine wasn't. Swapped that out, cleaned things up a bit and followed the wiring diagram and plugged all the wiring back into the plastic cap. We got a couple backwards and the motor ran when off instead of on lol. Another fuse later and we noticed if you clean the wiper motor a little better the wiring matches on the other side of the plug. Switched a couple around and VIOLA, slow and slower wipers! Still like I said blazingly fast compare to no wipers. :D
Unfortunately on the way to his house I developed a heck of a vibration under load which I'm hoping like heck is u joints and not rear end. So my next set of posts will surely be about that. I'm checking it out after work and he had to give me a ride home.