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I like my Datsuns like I like my women...

-Twice my age, and handed down from a close relative

-Full of cobwebs

-Leaking at every seal

-Cancerous

-Fungus ridden interior

-Neglected by every previous owner

-Constantly attracting law enforcement

-Crusty Bumpers and fading headlights

-Busted or missing grill

-Loud rear end with drooping, rotten tailpipe

-Seldom down on all 4's.

-Rolled over in the ditch or locked up in a barn

-Creaks on every bump

-No title

-Base model

-Inefficient and out of style

-Refuses to start without smoking like a chimney

-Distasteful aesthetic modifications are mandatory(Box flares, etc..)

 

.. and finally..

 

-She's a Death trap: Every ride could be my last.

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I like my Datsuns like I like my women...

-Twice my age, and handed down from a close relative

-Full of cobwebs

-Leaking at every seal

-Cancerous

-Fungus ridden interior

-Neglected by every previous owner

-Constantly attracting law enforcement

-Crusty Bumpers and fading headlights

-Busted or missing grill

-Loud rear end with drooping, rotten tailpipe

-Seldom down on all 4's.

-Rolled over in the ditch or locked up in a barn

-Creaks on every bump

-No title

-Base model

-Inefficient and out of style

-Refuses to start without smoking like a chimney

-Distasteful aesthetic modifications are mandatory(Box flares, etc..)

 

.. and finally..

 

-She's a Death trap: Every ride could be my last.

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

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