funny jokes

[max121]

OK CANT CHANGE TITLE BUT HERE IS A QUESTION WHY DOES MY 510 QUARTER PANELS FILL UP WITH WATER? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? THE pillar VENTS?

[INDY510]

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Trunk seal? ........... rear windshield seal? ............. Rust holes? ............ Are the front floors dry?

[Pumpkn210]

i just wanna tell you both good luck, were all counting on you!

[MicroMachinery]

:lol:

[Javin]

Soap, thats how I keep it clean.

[The Dat-side]

Just change the title and edit the post to something about engine swaps. Like will a ka24e fit in a 510 or can I swap the engine from my wrecked 911 gt2 in to my rusted out 520?

[Jayden71]

Well I have a spare L20 and 4 speed. How hard would that be to put in my '98 chevy half ton 4x4??

Can I keep the transfer case? I kinda need the 4 wheel drive for firewood cuttin season!!

 

 

Anyone have experience with this :blink:

[nowwhat]

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OK CANT CHANGE TITLE BUT HERE IS A QUESTION WHY DOES MY 510 QUARTER PANELS FILL UP WITH WATER? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? THE pillar VENTS?

 

Either trunk seal or rust holes would be my guess searching might be a way to obtain more info and in closing your font bold and size change are completely unnecessary

[VFR800]

The mailman comes by every day, so it's not unusual that many people become friendly with their carrier and will even give them gifts for the holidays.

 

After 35 years, mailman George decided to retire. 

 

On his last day, he makes his usual rounds and some of the people on his route have decided to give him gifts for his years of service. 

 

He gets many traditional and wonderful gifts.

 

When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

 

At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

 

At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. 

 

She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.

 

When done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. 

 

As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

 

"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"

 

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. 

 

I asked him what to give you. 

 

He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea."