delay_me Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Quote Link to comment
ezcruiser Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Since we're on jokes...Here my dedication to the Olympics... Wanna know why Mexico is doing bad in the Olympics? Because all of runners, jumpers and swimmers are in the US! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment
delay_me Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment
ezcruiser Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I like your joke, I even told it to my grandfather and he chuckled! Now thats reputation! Quote Link to comment
purple Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full Quote Link to comment
delay_me Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full :mellow: Quote Link to comment
delay_me Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar. This is a nice place. Ive never been here before, Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar, and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, You know, Superman, you Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interru.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment
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