HRH Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Okay, I remember in some bad Datsun song thread a while back we talked about having more Datsun songs to replace the current crappy ones. And since I'm shirking going down in the basement to clean my crank with steel wool, I started screwing around with parody ideas and came up with this. Use the lyrics below, I think you'll like them! ;) If anybody has any karaoke programs, I'll totally sing for this one. But I think I can do better than this. While I love the Wizard, it's a fairly simple song. I think to really have a good thing, we need some more complex Datsun songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjspyo-_aI "The Datsun" (To the tune of Black Sabbath's "The Wizard") Misty morning, clouds in the sky, Without warning, the Datsun drives by Casting it’s rubber, tires shrieking aloud, Leaves those Honduhs in a whitish cloud. Never balking Just keeps stalking Engine is growling Full of power, it disappears, Rice rockets worry, when the Datsun is near It takes corners going side to side Canyon carving is the Datsun’s pride Never balking Just keeps stalking Engine is growling Sun is hiding, clouds haven’t gone by, Nightfall is coming, rain in the sky Honduhs and Chevys are curbing their flights The Datsun drives faster, right into the night Never balking Just keeps stalking Engine is growling Lyrics by HRH. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 And do I need to say it? Ok, I will. Don't get all butthurt if you see this thread and own a Honduh or Chevy, it's just a parody! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Ow! It hurts when I go chevy. :crying: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 You must have Hondaroids to have problems passing Chevys! :D Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Ugggggggggggh :poop: aaaaaaah chevy. (no problem) I don't think chevy owners worry much if they see a Datsun in the rear view mirror. ;) Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Except they wouldn't see it in their rear view mirror. Ever. They might see the exhaust though. ;) Hell I passed a few on the hill on the way to open NAPA this morning, only wrapped it up to 108 before I figured I'd better slow down for the corner and because it was icy! Oh wait, I mean 108 KPH, not MPH, that would be reckless! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Canadian cars had KPH added to the speedo around '76. I think large MPH on the outside with smaller KPH (metric) inside the first year .... called soft metric. The next year (hard metric) it was large KPH lettering with smaller MPH and has been ever since. Quote Link to comment
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