Haha, that's about how I feel.
Flatcat19 hit on my favorite part, you can do anything here. We got desert dunes, forest, citylife, snowboarding, windsurfing, ocean surfing, fishing, hunting, hiking, kayaking, class 5 rapids...you name it. Portland is constantly rated a top 10 US city to live in. Btw, no sales tax. ;)
If there is a complaint to be made it's that outside of Portland, it's very rural...it gets pretty hillbilly. The unemployment rate and public schools are about 10th worst. And of course the rain has been mentioned. :cool: