Thanks, goon. Your post got me thinking about one that was just a wire frame. That actually would look great on a shirt. When I get everything wire framed, I'm going to post an update in this thread. Maybe if I get enough interest, I can print some shirts. Won't cost me anything to mock them up and post them here, that's for sure.
BTW, I'm insanely jealous that you have not one but TWO real ones. Some day, man. Some day.
Cheers!