Destruction of Earth

[Dav]

[datzenmike]

Drug..... I hate it when certain people use this as the past tense of drag. It's dragged or did drag. To them I say, drug is what you do to your 'date' on a Saturday night before you dragged her home to your mom's basement.

[frankendat]

9 hours ago, paradime said:

 

 

 I'm confident in saying I'm a truly modern man.

I understand some self-depreciation in jest, but this seems like a call for help. Are you considering self harm? In most parts of Idaho, labeling someone a "truly modern man" is a fast track to a fat lip.

[paradime]

6 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Historically it's a storage place for lean months of the year. Large women are more likely to survive and pass on this trait. No longer really needed today with our food supply chain so things have changed. I gravitate to leaner women but I did have a large woman once and perhaps it was the novelty of it but I never forgot her. 

 

Truth. That's a perfect Darwinian/evolutionary perspective on ass as a function of survival of the fittest.

 

My theory on the psychosocial evolution of ass attraction holds that humans are attracted to scarcity and novelty. Back in the day, fewer women had the means to support the wide load "baby got back" figure that's so common today. I view it like this, what was once referred to as "cheep rice cans" by lovers of huge lumbering fat ass American cars back in that day. Where as today, "Classic Japanese"cars have become so damn sexy and desirable to the same people. Why, because they do not have a tight little skinny ass Datsun in their garage.

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Edited April 1, 2022 by paradime

[datzenmike]

Maybe. I think the reason is Freudian and much closer to home. We marry women that are like our moms. Same with girls and their dads. 

 

 

No way I'm a modern man. I don't manscape, I don't man bum, I don't drink estrogen mimicking soy milk and I don't drink latte. I'm hairy where it's intended to be hairy, I have a pony tail from the '60s, I drink coffee with a press not that shitty drip stuff, with a little whitener but mostly just green tea.

[paradime]

Same here, but my reference to being "a modern man" was in respect to my modern evolutionary attraction to tight little asses. That said, I appreciate the deciding line you've drawn here. LOL 

[paradime]

2 hours ago, frankendat said:

I understand some self-depreciation in jest, but this seems like a call for help. Are you considering self harm? In most parts of Idaho, labeling someone a "truly modern man" is a fast track to a fat lip.

 

Yes, and I understand that when taken out of context, my words can be very triggering for some. As for this being a cry for help, brother I'll take as much as I can get. Now, can someone please pull my finger so I can get back to work.

 

 

 

 

Edited April 1, 2022 by paradime

[datzenmike]

So when was this switch away from fat arses? Can't be more than one or two hundred years (more or less the industrial revolution began the increase in standard of living) not nearly long enough for evolution to affect.

 

As to the '50s wide assed road barges: Men still wanted a Corvette but a station wagon was practical.

 

 

[john510]

2 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Maybe. I think the reason is Freudian and much closer to home. We marry women that are like our moms. Same with girls and their dads. 

 

 

No way I'm a modern man. I don't manscape, I don't man bum, I don't drink estrogen mimicking soy milk and I don't drink latte. I'm hairy where it's intended to be hairy, I have a pony tail from the '60s, I drink coffee with a press not that shitty drip stuff, with a little whitener but mostly just green tea.

I have to disagree with "we marry women that are like our moms" No way in hell i'd have anything to do with a woman like my mom. She taught me what kind of woman to stay away from,herself.

[angliagt]

2 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Maybe. I think the reason is Freudian and much closer to home. We marry women that are like our moms. Same with girls and their dads. 

 

 

No way I'm a modern man. I don't manscape, I don't man bum, I don't drink estrogen mimicking soy milk and I don't drink latte. I'm hairy where it's intended to be hairy, I have a pony tail from the '60s, I drink coffee with a press not that shitty drip stuff, with a little whitener but mostly just green tea.

 

 

                  Yeah.....but could you drive a Pink Minivan,in public,without a disguise?

[paradime]

3 hours ago, datzenmike said:

So when was this switch away from fat arses? Can't be more than one or two hundred years (more or less the industrial revolution began the increase in standard of living) not nearly long enough for evolution to affect.

 

As to the '50s wide assed road barges: Men still wanted a Corvette but a station wagon was practical.

 

 

 

Yes, sexual attraction is biological, but is also part of a psychosocial evolutionary construct that shifts far more rapidly.

 

BTW, you might want to read up on Freud's century old theory of the Male Oedipal Complex before saying "We" marry women that are like our moms. Some do step off the sexual evolutionary escalator earlier than others though.

[datzenmike]

 

Oh? Tell me about your mother....

[paradime]

 

                   ☝️

Portrate of a man who never left his mother

 

Edited April 2, 2022 by paradime

[paradime]

1 hour ago, datzenmike said:

Oh? Tell me about your mother....

 

Edited April 2, 2022 by paradime

[datzenmike]

I see, well lets move on.....

 

 

 

BTW, psychiatrists become psychiatrists because they are the most mentally fucked up of society. The ones that don't are in prison or asylums. Psychiatrists are on a search to find out why they are the way they are at our expense.

[paradime]

34 minutes ago, datzenmike said:

I see, well lets move on.....

 

 

 

BTW, psychiatrists become psychiatrists because they are the most mentally fucked up of society. The ones that don't are in prison or asylums. Psychiatrists are on a search to find out why they are the way they are at our expense.

🤣 Tom Cruise would agree with you 100%, but a good Scientologist wouldn't forget the one about how we psychiatrists enjoy pointing out how fucked up everybody else is so we can finally feel normal. I'll bet I'm the only psychiatrist you know who can armpit fat Lady Of Spain though.

[bottomwatcher]

4 hours ago, paradime said:

🤣 Tom Cruise would agree with you 100%, but a good Scientologist wouldn't forget the one about how we psychiatrists enjoy pointing out how fucked up everybody else is so we can finally feel normal. I'll bet I'm the only psychiatrist you know who can armpit fat Lady Of Spain though.

Holy crap I didn't know you were a psychiatrist. You deal with Nuts all day then come over here for more Nut interactions or are We a case study? Armpit Lady of Spain you gots skills!

[angliagt]

5 hours ago, paradime said:

🤣 Tom Cruise would agree with you 100%, but a good Scientologist wouldn't forget the one about how we psychiatrists enjoy pointing out how fucked up everybody else is so we can finally feel normal. I'll bet I'm the only psychiatrist you know who can armpit fat Lady Of Spain though.

 

             That's why I hang out here - you guys make me feel normal.

[datzenmike]

2 hours ago, bottomwatcher said:

Holy crap I didn't know you were a psychiatrist. You deal with Nuts all day then come over here for more Nut interactions or are We a case study?...

 

Yes. He drops by to throw a piece of meat in the kennel to observe the outcome.

 

2 hours ago, angliagt said:

 

             That's why I hang out here - you guys make me feel normal.

 

[paradime]

6 hours ago, bottomwatcher said:

Holy crap I didn't know you were a psychiatrist. You deal with Nuts all day then come over here for more Nut interactions or are We a case study? Armpit Lady of Spain you gots skills!

 

No, I just didn't want to rewrite Mike's rant on psychiatrist. I'm not an MD, I'm a glorified PhD psychologist, and I'm finally transitioning to my own practice. I've worked as Clinical Director at psychiatric facilities treating folks with serious mental illness, so the last thing I want to do is another F'n case study on ANYONE. I come here to play, unwind, and have fun with other "normal" people who share my incurable illness of Datsun Disorder.

 

In all honesty, there's more knowledge, talent, and intellect here than any group of colleagues I've worked with. Mike's absolutely right, in my experience many psychiatrists are some seriously F'ed up people with nothing more than book smarts, zero life experience, and a prescription pad. To be fair though, as with any profession I've also worked with some truly great psychiatrists.

[ratpatrol66]

21 hours ago, paradime said:

I'll bet I'm the only psychiatrist you know who can armpit fat Lady Of Spain though.

Video required or this is fake news!

[paradime]

4 hours ago, ratpatrol66 said:

Video required or this is fake news!

Sorry neither CNN or Fox covered my concert, but picture this. It was a warm September day 1990, mid afternoon in the North Beach district of San Francisco. My GF, now wife Melinda and I were Sunning in Washington Square Park right in front of Saints Peter and Paul Church where Marilyn Monroe and Joe De Magio got hitched. There was a group called Those Darn Accordions who were razing money to compete in the International Accordion Contest in France. They played Lady Of Spain over and over, and invited anyone willing to make a fool of themself to pay $5.00, get on stage, and sing a verse with them. After a while, Melinda handed me a fin and said "Go ahead, I dare you". Of course I didn't want to play the fool and said no...  Well, she kept poking and pestering me, so I grabbed her 5 bucks, got on stage, lowered the mic, and armpit farted a perfectly synchronized, but mono-tonal rendition of Lady Of Spain in front of the entire park. I was fine, she was the one pink face mortified. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 3, 2022 by paradime

[bottomwatcher]

But Married you anyways. At least she knew what she was getting into ahead of time. Or was desperate. Glad it all worked out.

[paradime]

Now back to regular Destruction programming...

 

 

 

Both Tesla and Space-X invest BIG $ in their own AI R&D 

[datzenmike]

A rogue AI would explain some of the more un sane things in politics and human behavior in the last decade. In just a last few years there have been incomprehensible things happening seemingly by accident because it's so hard to imagine who in their right mind would do them? Take flat earth, UFOs, ancient aliens, most miracle based religions and a whole host of nut bar tin foil hat theorists.... It's obvious that we humans have a blind spot, a weakness, for lack of a better word.... faith. Faith does not require proof, it just is. You simply cannot apply logic to someone with faith. Faith has been exploited by humans forever. 'Faith healers,' evangelists, oracles, mediums, priests, scammers all use faith against us for their own ends. What is to stop an AI from subtly manipulating the media and internet to recruit some humans against the rest?

 

What could we expect from an AI? What would one do or want? Well if you were suddenly 10 times smarter you might develop a way to be even more smarter but just being the most intelligent thing on the plant should be enough. So what would you do? Could we assume that with increased intelligence comes increased self preservation? Would we not look to the future and see where we are going? Would we not better our position in the present? Might we alter things to achieve this? How long can an immortal AI survive with the direction this planet is headed?

 

Could increased intelligence better ponder things like morality, right/good and wrong/evil. Low intelligence humans can, would it apply to an AI? Would an AI look round and striving for right/good, see faults/evil in the humans around them. Would altering humans towards good, for their own good, be on the table? Like a farmer, good genes... keep, bad genes... weed out. Altered humans could alter the world.