john510 Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Mattndew76 said: PCR test was posted for me on my clinic portal. I am Alpha variant positive. department of health called to record all of my identification data. I’m now entered into a contact tracing system 🤗 Kids have been separated from me since Thursday so they should be able to school on Monday if they show no signs of sick. I’m pretty curious to who had it around me. Only public event I attended was a JV football game with 50 people attending. Nobody but my son got within 10’ My son may have been exposed from a team member since he also became ill the same time. Accept he bounced back in 3 days with only a rattling cough left over. To be rubber must be nice. 😆 The game is probably where you caught it,or from your son ? I never believed the 6' distancing thing myself.Airborne means just that.I doubt that shit flies out of somebody's mouth or nose and just falls before the 6' mark.What if it's breezy ? That shit could fly a hundred feet. 2 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, john510 said: The game is probably where you caught it,or from your son ? I never believed the 6' distancing thing myself.Airborne means just that.I doubt that shit flies out of somebody's mouth or nose and just falls before the 6' mark.What if it's breezy ? That shit could fly a hundred feet. Sorry but that is bullshit, it has proven we can have stadiums full of people at football matches and government sponsored dinners and events and they dont get it at all if the appropriate social status, sorry, distance is maintained. Covid even knows the difference between a blm protest, which is OK and a lockdown protest, not ok, possible super spreader event. Matthew has undoubtedly attended a non sanctioned event or area, possibly a small ma and pa Cafe (they are the worst) or maybe even visited family🤯 and is not telling the truth due to the shame of it. Stick to big chain stores and government sponsored events and you will be safe..... you know it's almost like covid and the government's of the world are working together🤔 3 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Pretty sure he was at a salon getting a mani pedi 4 1 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, thisismatt said: Pretty sure he was at a salon getting a mani pedi Is this the gateway to the manscaping trend or further evolution? Do shaved armpits help lower your temperature when sick? So many questions. 3 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Str8jacket said: Is this the gateway to the manscaping trend or further evolution? Do shaved armpits help lower your temperature when sick? So many questions. I hope so. I don't really like seeing long, loose pubes in the urinal or bowl 3 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 So you are saying arse beards are no longer in? interesting....... It appears that various threads on Ratsun are giving conflicting opinions and information in regards to the current trends of pubic hair maintenance. I've only seen this sort of misinformation spread about when it comes to the virtues of dual vs single dcoe's. 🤯 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Spend 5 min on you-tube and that's all there are is ads for groin shaving metro sexuals. I mean WinTF? 3 1 Quote Link to comment
john510 Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Groin shaving sounds dangerous.I'll stick to just trimming around the trunk a little bit. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 At 47 years I shaved my balls the first time(electric razor). Ever seen a sheared sheep in the summer? Gained a full 3 seconds in the quarter mile! Hairy hair figs you can have em. 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Do they stick to your legs? 2 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 10 hours ago, datzenmike said: Do they stick to your legs? Nope! When I am in hot ass Florida my temperature guage runs much lower. Less itching too. Not sure what the public hair purpose is but I have evolved! 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Prevents chafing, insulates and traps pheromones. Using depilatory products is NOT evolving any more than tattoos are. 3 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted October 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Give it a decent trimming or manscape but don't go pre pubescents naked dudes. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Hey, I'm from another age. Hell I've traveled in a steam locomotive train when I was 3 and saw them in use till I was 5. Manscaping is like shaving your manliness off and shaving your body? well that's just decadent. 4 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 8 hours ago, bottomwatcher said: Not sure what the public hair purpose is but I have evolved! Public hair? 1 3 Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Racer X 69 said: Public hair? Sounds like a line from "The 2000 year old man". "In my day we called them Privates" 1 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 This is the only acceptable public hair. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 I had a girlfriend who shaved her biscuit. Never had a nekkid biscuit before. It was erotic, fun, and a delicious change of pace. Eventually I asked why she kept it smooth and hair free. She said that hair is dirty What? Um, soap and water works real well to wash up. Besides, using that logic, said I, you might as well shave your head too (she had waist length blonde hair). She didn't talk to me for a few days. Me? The last thing I want is a 5 o'clock shadow at my crotch. The stubble would be brutal. 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted October 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Racer X 69 said: I had a girlfriend who shaved her biscuit. Never had a nekkid biscuit before. It was erotic, fun, and a delicious change of pace. Eventually I asked why she kept it smooth and hair free. She said that hair is dirty What? Um, soap and water works real well to wash up. Besides, using that logic, said I, you might as well shave your head too (she had waist length blonde hair). She didn't talk to me for a few days. Me? The last thing I want is a 5 o'clock shadow at my crotch. The stubble would be brutal. There is a laser removal that makes it permanent. 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Haha public is that fucking autocorrect. I like my hairless figs and that's all that matters! Not sure about lasering the nuts. Manscape machine will be on order. 2 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Forget the Flowbee, grab a Brobee 🤜🤛 2 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Racer X 69 said: I had a girlfriend who shaved her biscuit. Never had a nekkid biscuit before. It was erotic, fun, and a delicious change of pace. Eventually I asked why she kept it smooth and hair free. She said that hair is dirty Me too, she was 25. I don't remember how she ended up bald or which one of us suggested it, but she said if you want it you shave it. So it became a ritual bath, shave/foreplay several nights a week. Pussys are beautiful to look at and admire. 3 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, thisismatt said: Forget the Flowbee, grab a Brobee 🤜🤛 I was thinking a Brazilian for a man would be a manzililian. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
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