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2 hours ago, Rhapakatui said:

 

And we're back!

 

What directly the fuck?????

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Man arrested for killing friend by blasting compressed air up rectum

Workmate dies from dastardly indignity. Could cheeky Japanese childhood practice be behind spate of anal prank deaths?

 

The Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki Police on Saturday arrested 34-year-old Yoshiyuki Yoshida for accidentally killing his 46-year-old co-worker Akio Ishimaru.

 

According to the police and other sources, Yoshida and the victim both worked at an industrial equipment manufacturing plant in Ibaraki Tsukuba City. At round 5pm on July 13, during a break, the two were apparently clowning around when Yoshida jokingly took an air compressor on the site and poked Ishimaru between the buttocks with it, injecting a blast of lethal wind deep into the victim’s body.

 

A few minutes later, Ishimaru begin to complain that he felt unwell. A colleague called emergency services, which dispatched......

http://www.atimes.com/article/man-arrested-for-killing-friend-by-blasting-compressed-air-up-rectum/

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That story has been around for decades. When I entered the workforce I was told that this happened in the same plant but couldn't find anyone who witnessed it. It's most likely an urban myth.

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21 hours ago, KoHeartsGPA said:

 

 

 You sir..... ruined a good thing SMH

 

Ruined? No sir, I simply added a new dimension. WWF nose slam... Look it up.

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6 hours ago, a.d._510_n_ok said:

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He's going to be really really sorry if she ends up pregnant and refuses to abort LOL

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The plan b goes in the coffee.  Smile and chit chat till she sucks it all down.  Mission accomplished.  Next.

 

I keep one im my car ?

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Or just use a condom when you drunk fuck.

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1 hour ago, datzenmike said:

Or just use a condom when you drunk fuck.

 

Or use one of the many other options God gave.  Only one pregnancy hole.  

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4 hours ago, VFR800 said:

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Yankees fans.....

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6 hours ago, VFR800 said:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-16/elon-musk-calls-uk-diver-a-pedo-in-stunning-attack/9997606

 

 

So basically Elon's attempt to White Knight etc was not accepted and he now having a tanty on twitter. 

 

Oh he mad.... .gif

 

Twitter: Shares with f/b in being the #2 contributing factor to the downfall of current civilization. We were never intended to express our most intimate thoughts with the rest of the world. There is an evolutionary safety valve for hurt feelings. It's called repression, and it works.  Now he looks like the tool he is. Where's John Wayne?

 

 

 

4 hours ago, paradime said:

 

 

Well done.

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4 hours ago, VFR800 said:

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Fake news

 

Image result for girls with rifle graduates

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She can keep the firearm,I'll just take the booty. 

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16 minutes ago, datzenmike said:

 

Twitter: Shares with f/b in being the #2 contributing factor to the downfall of current civilization. We were never intended to express our most intimate thoughts with the rest of the world. There is an evolutionary safety valve for hurt feelings. It's called repression, and it works.  Now he looks like the tool he is. Where's John Wayne?

 

 

Yeah,I did not realise he was able to be this wanky given he's not low in intelligence but suppose intelligence does not preclude one from being a wanker. 

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9 hours ago, tr8er said:

 

Or use one of the many other options God gave.  Only one pregnancy hole.  

 

 

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On 7/15/2018 at 10:55 AM, a.d._510_n_ok said:

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By the new metoo rules this is called rape

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10 hours ago, VFR800 said:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-16/elon-musk-calls-uk-diver-a-pedo-in-stunning-attack/9997606

 

 

So basically Elon's attempt to White Knight etc was not accepted and he now having a tanty on twitter. 

 

Oh he mad.... .gif

 

Elon is a self-centered piece of shit, even if the guy was a pedo, he risked his life to save others, that's way more than Elan ever did.

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