INSMNCS: will the real insomniacs please stand up?

[VFR800]

[KELMO]

Looks like that may be a yoga mat strapped to the back....maybe that is the secret.

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[paradime]

Chuching! 

[bananahamuck]

 

 

 

Edited September 14, 2018 by bananahamuck

[datzenmike]

[510freak]

RIP Dave(pumpkin210)

 

 

[KELMO]

^^^^Wait, what?

 

 

You would have to have been around here for a while to recognize that handle, but I remember it.

Edited September 14, 2018 by KELMO

[510freak]

He passed away today ?

[flatcat19]

23 minutes ago, 510freak said:

RIP Dave(pumpkin210)

 

 

 

Logging in to pay my respects to Dave. 

 

I met Dave in 2015. Lots of small chats through the weekend of Canby. Can't say I really knew him though. 

 

So sad to lose someone so great to the community and this world. 

 

 

If family gets to see this, or real friends of Dave's...my family offers our best thoughts and feelings. Take care over there. 

 

Rest well, Dave. 

[KELMO]

Never met the guy but still not cool to have a Datsun brother depart. Godspeed man.

[metalmonkey47]

I just made a thread about this, of course it hits the insomniacs group first. 

RIP Dave. We'll miss ya bud.

[VFR800]

4 hours ago, datzenmike said:

 

 

Flaming Queen? 

 

 

 

The more gays there are the more women available for the heterosexual men.

[VFR800]

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.

 

She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”

 

 

She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”.

 

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies.

 

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees.

 

She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE...

 

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?

[paradime]

 

 

12 hours ago, VFR800 said:

 

The more gays there are the more women available for the heterosexual men.

 

 

Interesting theory, but there are a few uncontrolled economic variables and extenuating circumstances that need to be accounted for.

 

Reciprocity failure is when the usual tradeoff between the distribution of a given resource and it's usual measure of value begins to diverge in periods of surplus. 

 

There is the law of diminishing returns being the level of benefits gained by stockpiling is less than the amount of energy invested in maintaining a surplus.

 

There is also the need to educate the market with concepts like, the more heterosexual men act like middle schoolers when it comes to sex, the more lesbians there'll be. 

 

 

 

It's all just part of the simple balance interplay between sexual metaphysics and the quantum mechanics of testosterone. I know all this because I stayed at a Halliday Inn last night. 

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Edited September 14, 2018 by paradime

[Rjawm]

And I just figured it was because you stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night...

[paradime]

Fixed ?

Edited September 14, 2018 by paradime

[VFR800]

[datzenmike]

13 hours ago, VFR800 said:

 

 

The more gays there are the more women available for the heterosexual men.

 

Yeah and more interior decorators and rude Matre'Ds and hair stylists and river dancers, and male Miata drivers and....

[paradime]

Edited September 14, 2018 by paradime

[VFR800]

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[VFR800]

Edited September 15, 2018 by VFR800

[Rjawm]

[VFR800]

^^^^^^^^